1 00:00:50,399 --> 00:00:53,917 Imagine that you're watching the end of one of those old romantic movies. 2 00:00:53,957 --> 00:00:56,955 It's the story of a man and a woman who are destined to be together... 3 00:00:56,995 --> 00:01:00,712 only they're divided by circumstances beyond their control. 4 00:01:07,907 --> 00:01:12,224 We're now at the part where the leading lady has decided to marry the wrong guy. 5 00:01:12,344 --> 00:01:15,622 He's nice, but he's wrong for her and everyone knows it... 6 00:01:15,702 --> 00:01:18,140 everyone except for the groom himself. 7 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:21,698 It's kind of tragic when you think about it... 8 00:01:21,778 --> 00:01:25,495 spending the rest of your life with someone you're not in love with. 9 00:01:28,773 --> 00:01:30,532 Please be seated. 10 00:01:32,331 --> 00:01:33,890 Good afternoon. 11 00:01:34,649 --> 00:01:38,487 We are gathered here today to bring these two people together... 12 00:01:38,567 --> 00:01:39,806 in holy matrimony... 13 00:01:39,886 --> 00:01:42,004 Just as you think she's about to make... 14 00:01:42,084 --> 00:01:43,883 the biggest mistake of her life... 15 00:01:43,963 --> 00:01:45,802 these two people being married... 16 00:01:45,842 --> 00:01:49,479 please speak now or forever hold your peace. 17 00:01:49,559 --> 00:01:50,678 Caroline! 18 00:01:50,758 --> 00:01:53,317 The leading man barges through the doors. 19 00:01:53,517 --> 00:01:54,716 Bradley. 20 00:01:54,876 --> 00:01:57,834 I got on a plane and I flew all the way back to Malta. 21 00:01:57,914 --> 00:02:00,112 But then I realized something. 22 00:02:00,432 --> 00:02:04,109 But did you ever wonder about the guy left at the altar? The wrong guy? 23 00:02:04,149 --> 00:02:08,027 My grandmother had a word for those kind of guys: "nice guys." 24 00:02:08,107 --> 00:02:11,784 Old-fashioned guys. The kind of guys who wear sock garters. 25 00:02:11,864 --> 00:02:14,782 Guys who get hay fever and like raking leaves. 26 00:02:14,862 --> 00:02:18,979 The kind of guy you settle for because you can't be with the one you love. 27 00:02:19,659 --> 00:02:23,616 She called them Baxters. Well, I'm a Baxter. 28 00:02:24,096 --> 00:02:25,815 And this is my story. 29 00:02:34,729 --> 00:02:38,326 It all started a year and a half ago on Monday... 30 00:02:38,406 --> 00:02:40,445 my favorite day of the week. 31 00:02:40,525 --> 00:02:42,923 That's when I met Caroline Swann. 32 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:45,961 And she was no ugly duckling, I might add. 33 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:48,520 - Please have a seat. - Thank you. 34 00:02:52,877 --> 00:02:54,795 So, Miss Swann... 35 00:02:55,035 --> 00:02:57,074 you know your father was my very first client. 36 00:02:57,154 --> 00:02:59,152 He has an eye for talent. 37 00:03:03,070 --> 00:03:05,388 So you work for Manhattan Style magazine? 38 00:03:05,468 --> 00:03:09,266 It's true, although sometimes it feels like they work for me. 39 00:03:09,306 --> 00:03:10,665 I don't doubt that at all. 40 00:03:10,745 --> 00:03:12,863 Actually, I was just appointed editor in chief. 41 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:13,942 Really? 42 00:03:14,262 --> 00:03:16,581 You creative types are so impressive to me. 43 00:03:16,661 --> 00:03:18,180 - Thank you. - Un momento. 44 00:03:18,260 --> 00:03:21,297 That's Cecil Mills, my temporary secretary. 45 00:03:21,337 --> 00:03:24,775 I guess the story really started earlier that morning, when I met her. 46 00:03:24,855 --> 00:03:26,374 I was in my office chatting... 47 00:03:26,454 --> 00:03:29,132 with my colleague and fellow Baxter, Wendall Wimms. 48 00:03:29,212 --> 00:03:32,530 Two tickets to the Brooklyn String Quartet, Ell. 49 00:03:33,409 --> 00:03:36,207 I don't know, Wendall. Thanks for offering though. 50 00:03:36,567 --> 00:03:38,206 Suit yourself, Ell. 51 00:03:40,005 --> 00:03:42,523 - I'm just trying to help. - I know. 52 00:03:45,201 --> 00:03:46,361 Yes? 53 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:49,199 Hi, I'm the temp. 54 00:03:50,758 --> 00:03:52,796 Hi. I'm Elliot. 55 00:03:53,276 --> 00:03:55,355 Hi. Cecil. 56 00:03:56,074 --> 00:03:58,233 This is my colleague, Wendall Wimms. 57 00:03:58,313 --> 00:03:59,712 - Hello. - Hi. 58 00:03:59,912 --> 00:04:01,470 Please come in. 59 00:04:01,550 --> 00:04:03,689 I'm so sorry I'm late. But I'm new to the city. 60 00:04:03,690 --> 00:04:05,828 I'm just learning the trains... 61 00:04:06,187 --> 00:04:07,426 plus the rain. 62 00:04:08,186 --> 00:04:11,784 - Please don't fire me. - No, not at all. 63 00:04:12,143 --> 00:04:14,622 - Take off your coat. Get warm. - Okay. 64 00:04:14,821 --> 00:04:16,181 Wendall... 65 00:04:16,340 --> 00:04:17,620 Where are you from? 66 00:04:17,700 --> 00:04:20,178 I'm from Fergus Falls, Minnesota. Have you heard of it? 67 00:04:20,258 --> 00:04:22,336 It's in Otter Tail County? 68 00:04:22,416 --> 00:04:24,495 It's the large kitchen parts capital of the world. 69 00:04:24,575 --> 00:04:25,574 Really? 70 00:04:25,654 --> 00:04:28,652 I'm the first person in my family ever to go east of the Mississippi. 71 00:04:28,732 --> 00:04:30,951 I only just got here two weeks ago. 72 00:04:30,952 --> 00:04:33,169 I have an aunt who was married in Mankato. 73 00:04:37,926 --> 00:04:40,204 I'm going to go into my office. 74 00:04:43,882 --> 00:04:46,880 - It was very nice to meet you, Cecil. - Likewise. 75 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,398 I will see you later, Elliot. 76 00:04:49,918 --> 00:04:51,957 Thank you for coming on such short notice. 77 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:53,995 My full time secretary Betty has the flu. 78 00:04:54,035 --> 00:04:56,234 No, I should be the one thanking you. You 79 00:04:56,235 --> 00:04:58,432 don't know how badly I needed this job. 80 00:04:59,711 --> 00:05:00,950 Excuse me. 81 00:05:02,070 --> 00:05:03,709 - Thank you. - Here. 82 00:05:04,028 --> 00:05:06,267 Think I've caught a bit of a cold. 83 00:05:10,704 --> 00:05:11,943 Anyway... 84 00:05:12,463 --> 00:05:15,900 - it's a pleasure to meet you. - The pleasure's all mine. 85 00:05:16,980 --> 00:05:19,938 - Here, I'll show you to your office. - Let me just... 86 00:05:24,415 --> 00:05:25,814 This is your desk. 87 00:05:26,173 --> 00:05:28,652 Just let me know if you need anything. 88 00:05:28,732 --> 00:05:30,771 I hope you don't mind if I just take a 89 00:05:30,772 --> 00:05:32,809 moment here to personalize my work space. 90 00:05:34,688 --> 00:05:38,285 If you don't mind me asking, what's the dictionary for? 91 00:05:38,565 --> 00:05:42,323 You won't believe this but it's actually what I'm reading at the moment. 92 00:05:42,403 --> 00:05:43,642 - I know- - Wait! 93 00:05:43,722 --> 00:05:45,741 Before you say anything else I need you to 94 00:05:45,742 --> 00:05:47,759 know, that I am also reading the dictionary. 95 00:05:47,839 --> 00:05:49,198 - Really? - Yes. 96 00:05:49,278 --> 00:05:51,137 What letter are you up to? 97 00:05:51,138 --> 00:05:52,995 Right now I'm working my way through "G." 98 00:05:53,075 --> 00:05:55,114 "G." "G" is a classic. 99 00:05:55,154 --> 00:05:58,352 You know, I particularly liked the word "gromwell." 100 00:05:58,951 --> 00:06:01,070 A type of plant bearing yellowish flowers... 101 00:06:01,150 --> 00:06:03,289 - and white stony outlets. - And white stony outlets. 102 00:06:03,548 --> 00:06:04,788 I love that word. 103 00:06:04,827 --> 00:06:08,145 Actually, I've been looking for a real gromwell all over the city... 104 00:06:08,225 --> 00:06:11,783 but I can't seem to find one. So far it's just a lot of concrete. 105 00:06:12,782 --> 00:06:14,781 Though I haven't yet been to Chinatown. 106 00:06:14,782 --> 00:06:16,779 So, we both read the dictionary. 107 00:06:17,659 --> 00:06:19,618 It's a truly bizarre coincidence. 108 00:06:19,697 --> 00:06:21,696 - Providential. - Fortuitous! 109 00:06:21,816 --> 00:06:22,975 Happenstancial. 110 00:06:23,055 --> 00:06:24,974 - Felicitous. - Another big word. 111 00:06:29,531 --> 00:06:33,168 Miss Mills, I realize we only just met... 112 00:06:33,288 --> 00:06:35,887 but, after work, if you're not busy... 113 00:06:35,967 --> 00:06:37,965 - would you like- - Excuse me... 114 00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:40,883 - are you Elliot Sherman? - Yes. 115 00:06:41,243 --> 00:06:44,401 - How can I help you? - Would I like to what, Mr. Sherman? 116 00:06:44,561 --> 00:06:46,519 - You were going to ask me a question. - I was? 117 00:06:46,599 --> 00:06:49,437 I'm Caroline Swann, your 10:00 appointment. 118 00:06:49,517 --> 00:06:51,636 Yes. Miss Swann, of course. 119 00:06:51,756 --> 00:06:55,154 - I hope I wasn't interrupting. - No, no, not at all. 120 00:06:55,673 --> 00:06:59,950 I'll show you to my office. Miss Mills, would you hold all my calls, please? 121 00:07:00,790 --> 00:07:02,269 Come with me. 122 00:07:03,028 --> 00:07:05,746 And, we'll need some coffee. Some coffee. 123 00:07:06,386 --> 00:07:08,625 You creative types are so impressive to me. 124 00:07:08,705 --> 00:07:12,142 Thank you. Then again, when it comes to crunching numbers... 125 00:07:12,222 --> 00:07:14,940 - I am all thumbs. - Well, fear not. 126 00:07:15,220 --> 00:07:18,618 Enter Elliot Sherman, CPA! 127 00:07:20,457 --> 00:07:24,414 Elliot, Daddy said you were nice. He didn't say you were funny, too. 128 00:07:31,489 --> 00:07:33,448 So Daddy tells me you were a Harvard boy. 129 00:07:33,488 --> 00:07:37,045 Harvard Business. I did my undergraduate studies at Dartmouth. 130 00:07:37,125 --> 00:07:38,624 - I went to Dartmouth. - You didn't. 131 00:07:38,704 --> 00:07:40,803 - I did. - What a coincidence. 132 00:07:41,602 --> 00:07:44,081 Next thing I know you'll be telling me you jog for exercise. 133 00:07:44,161 --> 00:07:48,118 - I actually speed walk. - You speed walk and I jog. 134 00:07:48,358 --> 00:07:51,116 - That is a serious coincidence. - Yes. 135 00:07:51,796 --> 00:07:53,674 - Sort of. - Yeah. 136 00:07:54,754 --> 00:07:56,973 Darn it. Elliot, I have a 10:30 power breakfast 137 00:07:56,974 --> 00:07:59,191 with the features editor at Better Homes. 138 00:07:59,231 --> 00:08:01,229 We haven't even started talking about my forms. 139 00:08:01,309 --> 00:08:02,628 Oh, well that's too bad. 140 00:08:02,668 --> 00:08:06,226 Perhaps you would be willing to continue... 141 00:08:06,266 --> 00:08:08,904 the discussion of my forms later this evening? 142 00:08:09,024 --> 00:08:11,862 - Say, over dinner? - Yes. That sounds good. 143 00:08:11,902 --> 00:08:15,819 Perfect. I'll have my assistant's intern's assistant's intern... 144 00:08:16,139 --> 00:08:19,217 book a reservation and then e-mail you to confirm. 145 00:08:21,975 --> 00:08:23,214 Perfect. 146 00:08:24,494 --> 00:08:27,931 It seemed hard to believe that Caroline Gwendolyn Swann... 147 00:08:28,011 --> 00:08:32,248 would actually be interested in me, Elliot Wilbur Sherman. 148 00:08:34,287 --> 00:08:35,926 Elliot Sherman. 149 00:08:37,485 --> 00:08:38,804 Who knew? 150 00:08:38,844 --> 00:08:42,801 Then again, we Baxters do move in mysterious ways. 151 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:45,679 It was the happiest time of my life. 152 00:08:46,878 --> 00:08:48,078 Work was going gangbusters. 153 00:08:48,158 --> 00:08:51,635 I had just landed the big Gildon's Cough Drop account. 154 00:08:51,995 --> 00:08:55,673 I'd found my dream home, the top floor of a Brooklyn brownstone. 155 00:08:55,752 --> 00:08:57,791 And I rose every morning with the sun. 156 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:00,869 I was in the best physical and mental shape of my life. 157 00:09:00,949 --> 00:09:05,146 I exercised rigorously with my best friend and next door neighbor, Ed. 158 00:09:05,186 --> 00:09:09,983 Elliot, the feeling one gets from the crisp, cold jet stream of air... 159 00:09:10,063 --> 00:09:11,782 rushing across one's face... 160 00:09:11,822 --> 00:09:14,580 as he walks down the street at speeds in excess... 161 00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:17,938 of two, three, or even four miles per hour. 162 00:09:18,537 --> 00:09:21,255 Caroline and I began courting exclusively. 163 00:09:21,655 --> 00:09:24,853 Our compatibility rating was off the chart. 164 00:09:25,253 --> 00:09:28,131 The relationship was spontaneous and impulsive. 165 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:32,208 I showed her my beloved Brooklyn. 166 00:09:32,288 --> 00:09:34,646 Settled by the Dutch in the 1640s... 167 00:09:34,726 --> 00:09:38,324 now home to such modern marvels as the stoop. 168 00:09:38,524 --> 00:09:41,362 We were desperately in love, she and I. 169 00:09:41,522 --> 00:09:46,318 Young Turks drawn together by an undefinable force of animal magnetism. 170 00:09:46,398 --> 00:09:48,197 - Good night. - Good night. 171 00:09:51,315 --> 00:09:53,833 The fruit was ripe for the plucking. 172 00:09:54,153 --> 00:09:56,791 I asked her to marry me and she agreed. 173 00:09:57,511 --> 00:09:59,710 A few of my colleagues from the office even 174 00:09:59,711 --> 00:10:01,908 got together and threw me a little shindig. 175 00:10:01,988 --> 00:10:04,127 There's a little rumor going around the 176 00:10:04,128 --> 00:10:06,265 office that you've upgraded your Palm Pilot. 177 00:10:06,345 --> 00:10:07,584 Is it true? 178 00:10:08,104 --> 00:10:10,023 Guilty as charged, Bob. 179 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:11,981 Guilty as charged. 180 00:10:12,061 --> 00:10:14,659 Everything was perfect until one week ago... 181 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:17,258 when we visited Caroline's hometown in Connecticut. 182 00:10:18,377 --> 00:10:21,295 That's when Hurricane Bradley blew in off the coast. 183 00:10:22,734 --> 00:10:24,093 A toast... 184 00:10:24,693 --> 00:10:27,851 to Caroline and Elliot on their pending nuptials. 185 00:10:28,610 --> 00:10:32,647 By this time next week, Elliot, I will be proud to call you "son." 186 00:10:32,927 --> 00:10:36,365 God, I'm getting all choked up here. 187 00:10:36,525 --> 00:10:38,284 - Sweetie. - Daddy. 188 00:10:38,363 --> 00:10:42,161 Anyway, cheers to Caroline and Elliot. 189 00:10:42,361 --> 00:10:43,640 Cheers. 190 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:47,557 By the way, this fine crystal we're drinking the bubbly out of... 191 00:10:47,637 --> 00:10:49,836 was made possible by a refund... 192 00:10:49,956 --> 00:10:52,714 Elliot got me last year for Christmas. 193 00:10:52,794 --> 00:10:56,151 He said, "Alan, stop risking your money... 194 00:10:56,191 --> 00:10:58,230 "and start frisking your money." 195 00:10:59,549 --> 00:11:00,549 Elliot. 196 00:11:00,628 --> 00:11:03,946 It's a lot less fun for me but it sure does pay off. 197 00:11:04,026 --> 00:11:06,185 Well, Alan, it's like I always say: 198 00:11:06,225 --> 00:11:08,823 "Compromise is the key to success." 199 00:11:08,943 --> 00:11:10,742 Here, here! 200 00:11:12,660 --> 00:11:15,978 So, Elliot, tell us. Where are you two going on your honeymoon? 201 00:11:16,058 --> 00:11:18,377 - Have you decided yet? - Yes, we have. 202 00:11:18,816 --> 00:11:20,735 Yellowstone National Park... 203 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:26,451 for one whole week of camping, lake fishing, and guided tours. 204 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,629 I wanted to go to Majorca for the beautiful 205 00:11:29,630 --> 00:11:31,528 beaches, fine dining and nightlife. 206 00:11:31,568 --> 00:11:35,085 - Elliot and I have never been dancing. - Oh, that's too bad. 207 00:11:35,165 --> 00:11:36,884 I have two left feet. 208 00:11:37,244 --> 00:11:38,843 No, you don't. 209 00:11:39,842 --> 00:11:40,961 I have webbed feet. 210 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:42,680 So it's Yellowstone. 211 00:11:44,519 --> 00:11:47,557 - Watch out for bears, you two. - Yes, good advice. 212 00:11:47,637 --> 00:11:50,755 I hear bears can smell menstrual blood from a mile away. 213 00:11:54,073 --> 00:11:55,791 So, Caroline... 214 00:11:56,431 --> 00:11:58,390 what's this thing you all are doing after dinner? 215 00:11:58,470 --> 00:11:59,849 Some of my high school friends... 216 00:11:59,929 --> 00:12:02,267 are throwing us a little shindig at Andy's Tavern. 217 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,186 Most of them have never met Elliot before. 218 00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:06,344 - Oh, that should be fun. - Yeah. 219 00:12:06,544 --> 00:12:10,102 Come to think of it, I haven't seen many of them in years, either. 220 00:12:10,342 --> 00:12:12,340 I need to go upstairs and primp. 221 00:12:13,659 --> 00:12:15,418 Girls will be girls. 222 00:12:15,419 --> 00:12:17,177 I guess that means we're finished eating. 223 00:12:18,976 --> 00:12:22,813 It's like I always say, communication is the key to a great relationship. 224 00:12:22,853 --> 00:12:25,611 And if you've got something to say, just say it. 225 00:12:29,369 --> 00:12:33,046 Caroline! I need to talk to you! 226 00:12:34,206 --> 00:12:36,084 I need to talk to you, Caroline! 227 00:12:36,884 --> 00:12:38,802 What has gotten into you, Elliot? 228 00:12:38,922 --> 00:12:42,920 Caroline, I saw photographs of you and your high school sweetheart Bradley. 229 00:12:43,399 --> 00:12:45,318 Potsdamer Platz. 230 00:12:47,237 --> 00:12:49,955 Here's another one. My family loves to have their picture taken... 231 00:12:49,995 --> 00:12:52,034 in front of famous street signs. 232 00:12:52,113 --> 00:12:54,152 - Here we are in front of Fleet Street. - Right. 233 00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:56,271 Here we are in front of the Champs Elysees. 234 00:12:56,351 --> 00:12:58,350 Now, are these photographs from that big 235 00:12:58,351 --> 00:13:00,348 trip you all took to Europe back in 1987? 236 00:13:00,428 --> 00:13:02,946 - Exactly. - It sounded like quite an adventure. 237 00:13:03,026 --> 00:13:05,624 Caroline's told me all about the Russian couple... 238 00:13:05,704 --> 00:13:07,423 you befriended in Moscow. 239 00:13:07,543 --> 00:13:09,542 Olaf and Mirabelle. 240 00:13:09,902 --> 00:13:11,900 - She told you about them? - Oh, yes. 241 00:13:11,980 --> 00:13:15,658 Caroline and I share everything. We have no secrets. 242 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,855 - Isn't that wonderful? - Yes. 243 00:13:21,374 --> 00:13:24,891 - And this... - And this must be your grandparents'... 244 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,769 summer home in Virginia Beach. 245 00:13:28,009 --> 00:13:30,288 Caroline's told me many a story... 246 00:13:30,368 --> 00:13:33,446 about Nana's barn parties. 247 00:13:33,805 --> 00:13:37,203 And Noonoo's all night ping pong tournaments. 248 00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:39,542 I must say, it sounds like so much fun. 249 00:13:39,543 --> 00:13:41,800 Oh, so, so much fun. 250 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,998 And this must be... 251 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,435 This must be... 252 00:13:51,913 --> 00:13:53,392 Who's this? 253 00:13:54,032 --> 00:13:56,310 It's Caroline and Bradley. 254 00:13:56,950 --> 00:13:59,188 Caroline and who? 255 00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:03,625 You don't know about Bradley? 256 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:05,904 Even I know about Bradley. 257 00:14:05,984 --> 00:14:08,942 They were practically inseparable all through high school. 258 00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:10,861 He was the love of her life. 259 00:14:11,620 --> 00:14:13,179 I mean, besides you, of course. 260 00:14:13,259 --> 00:14:17,376 - That's what this is about? - I thought we had no secrets, honey. 261 00:14:17,456 --> 00:14:21,613 - We don't. That was fifteen years ago. - Just tell me. I need to know. 262 00:14:21,693 --> 00:14:24,931 - Are you still in love with him? - No! 263 00:14:25,011 --> 00:14:27,489 Bradley and I have completely lost touch. 264 00:14:27,529 --> 00:14:30,927 Elliot, I never think of him. Ever. He lives in Lillehammer. 265 00:14:31,367 --> 00:14:32,646 - Really? - Yes. 266 00:14:32,726 --> 00:14:36,084 It would take an act of God for us to ever cross paths again. 267 00:14:36,363 --> 00:14:38,882 - Caroline? - Bradley? 268 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:43,159 - What are you doing... - What are you doing... 269 00:14:43,239 --> 00:14:45,757 - I'm here on business. - I'm getting married. 270 00:14:47,476 --> 00:14:48,475 Hey, hon. 271 00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:52,233 Sonya, this is Caroline. Caroline, Sonya. 272 00:14:52,234 --> 00:14:53,952 This is my new girlfriend. 273 00:14:54,031 --> 00:14:56,989 - Hi. - Bradley's told me so much about you. 274 00:14:58,708 --> 00:15:00,247 You all right? 275 00:15:00,248 --> 00:15:01,886 I must be allergic to something in here. 276 00:15:10,141 --> 00:15:12,819 Elliot. This is my fiance Bradley. 277 00:15:12,899 --> 00:15:14,698 Shoot, I mean... 278 00:15:15,337 --> 00:15:18,335 Bradley, this is my fiance Elliot. 279 00:15:19,894 --> 00:15:24,331 Elliot, nice to meet you. You must be a special, special guy. 280 00:15:25,610 --> 00:15:28,608 - God, it's good to see you. - You, too. 281 00:15:30,007 --> 00:15:33,525 As I commuted to work the next day, I decided to focus on the positive. 282 00:15:33,605 --> 00:15:38,122 I've got a good job, great health, and a fiancee who likes me. 283 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:44,917 John, Juan, Jan, Jonah. 284 00:15:59,867 --> 00:16:01,106 Mr. Sherman? 285 00:16:02,425 --> 00:16:04,384 Cecil. Mills. 286 00:16:04,584 --> 00:16:07,942 - The temp. - Yes. You remembered. 287 00:16:08,062 --> 00:16:09,781 What are you doing here? 288 00:16:09,940 --> 00:16:12,579 I'm temping for a dentist on the 7th floor. 289 00:16:12,659 --> 00:16:15,297 Oh, yeah. Jim Dudley. Good guy. 290 00:16:15,736 --> 00:16:18,974 - Here, let me help you up. - Thank you. 291 00:16:23,611 --> 00:16:26,449 - You're stepping on my toe. - Sorry. 292 00:16:37,362 --> 00:16:39,600 So Miss Mills, how have you been? 293 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:42,718 - It's been at least a year. - Good. I've been good. 294 00:16:42,798 --> 00:16:43,758 Good. 295 00:16:44,077 --> 00:16:45,876 I finally figured out how the subways work. 296 00:16:45,877 --> 00:16:47,675 I can go uptown, downtown, cross-town. 297 00:16:47,755 --> 00:16:49,234 That's great. 298 00:16:50,273 --> 00:16:53,471 Plus I got my own apartment in Washington Heights. 299 00:16:54,390 --> 00:16:57,428 Sometimes I miss the sky, but I love the crazy people. 300 00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:01,586 - How about you? How have you been? - Me? 301 00:17:01,666 --> 00:17:04,903 I'm good. Very good. Nothing much to report. 302 00:17:11,379 --> 00:17:13,857 My fiancee is leaving me for another man. 303 00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:17,935 Oh, no. What happened? 304 00:17:18,015 --> 00:17:21,452 It's a long story, Miss Mills. I don't want to waste your time. 305 00:17:21,572 --> 00:17:23,171 Please, I don't mind. 306 00:17:24,091 --> 00:17:27,888 Okay. Well, it all started 15 years ago at my senior prom. 307 00:17:27,968 --> 00:17:29,527 See, there was this girl. 308 00:17:30,366 --> 00:17:32,005 It was the last dance of the night. 309 00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:35,123 - Kimberly, would you... - Yes? 310 00:17:36,642 --> 00:17:38,481 Like some more soda? 311 00:17:40,679 --> 00:17:41,799 Okay. Sure. 312 00:17:42,318 --> 00:17:46,076 So, while I was mixing drinks, Max Webster, who was incredibly popular... 313 00:17:46,156 --> 00:17:48,714 barges through the doors and sweeps my date off her feet. 314 00:17:48,794 --> 00:17:50,073 Kimberly. 315 00:17:50,193 --> 00:17:53,831 - Max, what are you doing here? - I realized something. 316 00:17:54,430 --> 00:17:56,549 I realized that being cool... 317 00:17:56,629 --> 00:17:59,227 isn't about what kind of a spliff you can roll at a party... 318 00:17:59,307 --> 00:18:02,105 or how good I look tick-tacking on my skateboard. 319 00:18:02,185 --> 00:18:05,782 Being cool is about who you are. And I know you broke your leg. 320 00:18:05,862 --> 00:18:08,860 But what I really want to know is... 321 00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:11,938 will you dance with me? 322 00:18:12,898 --> 00:18:15,176 Yes, Max. I would love to dance with you. 323 00:18:15,256 --> 00:18:18,054 Max and Kimberly lived happily ever after. 324 00:18:19,893 --> 00:18:22,411 But then, I went to college and gave love another shot. 325 00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:25,129 - Are you cold, Serena? - A little. 326 00:18:25,209 --> 00:18:27,208 I'll go to the car and fetch your coat. 327 00:18:27,288 --> 00:18:29,167 But the car is so far away. 328 00:18:29,207 --> 00:18:32,365 Well, I'd give you my coat but it's way too big for you. 329 00:18:32,884 --> 00:18:34,683 I don't mind if it's too big. 330 00:18:34,763 --> 00:18:36,642 And I don't mind going to get the coat. 331 00:18:36,722 --> 00:18:39,720 Give it up for the captain of the lacrosse team, Tanner Bates! 332 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:43,597 I was gonna come up here and talk about how tough the Big Green are... 333 00:18:44,277 --> 00:18:48,833 but I've realized that I'm not quite as tough as I think am. 334 00:18:50,273 --> 00:18:52,311 - You see there's this girl. - No! 335 00:18:52,391 --> 00:18:56,189 And on Saturday afternoon she's trying to win a scholarship to Julliard. 336 00:18:56,268 --> 00:19:00,146 So, I encourage all of you to skip the lacrosse game with me... 337 00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:02,704 and come out to the recital hall and root her on! 338 00:19:02,784 --> 00:19:05,143 - Oh, Tanner! - Serena. 339 00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:13,537 Serena, I realized that if winning a big game means losing you... 340 00:19:14,017 --> 00:19:18,534 - then I don't want to play the game. - God, Tanner, that's beautiful. 341 00:19:18,693 --> 00:19:22,051 You look cold. Here, take my sweater. 342 00:19:22,531 --> 00:19:24,969 He skipped the lacrosse game to watch her Julliard tryout? 343 00:19:25,049 --> 00:19:28,087 Yeah. They lived happily ever after, too. 344 00:19:28,727 --> 00:19:30,925 So after that, I went to business school. 345 00:19:31,005 --> 00:19:33,004 And fell for Camryn. 346 00:19:33,124 --> 00:19:35,042 She also had an ex-boyfriend... 347 00:19:36,362 --> 00:19:37,321 Hunter. 348 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:40,559 He had a dog with him. 349 00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:42,078 - Oh, no. - Oh, yes. 350 00:19:42,437 --> 00:19:46,395 Which brings us to this morning at Caroline's parents' house. 351 00:19:47,074 --> 00:19:48,074 Caroline! 352 00:19:50,032 --> 00:19:51,991 Elliot, are you all right? 353 00:19:52,311 --> 00:19:54,789 I had this terrible dream last night... 354 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:57,028 that Bradley was at the bar. 355 00:19:57,667 --> 00:20:00,146 - He was at the bar, honey. - He was? 356 00:20:02,304 --> 00:20:04,503 My God, it wasn't a dream. 357 00:20:07,501 --> 00:20:10,838 Honey, just hear me out, okay? I've really been thinking about this. 358 00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:12,297 We should get married right away. 359 00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:14,696 Tonight, tomorrow at the latest. You know, we could elope. 360 00:20:14,776 --> 00:20:17,614 - I've always wanted to go to Las Vegas. - No! Elliot, stop it! 361 00:20:17,694 --> 00:20:19,173 You're scaring me. 362 00:20:26,328 --> 00:20:28,007 Now, Elliot, I'm bringing the new wedding 363 00:20:28,008 --> 00:20:29,486 planner by the apartment tomorrow. 364 00:20:29,566 --> 00:20:31,145 He's really bailing us out last minute. 365 00:20:31,225 --> 00:20:34,043 I mean, Jacob was supposed to be the best wedding planner in the city. 366 00:20:34,123 --> 00:20:37,001 We profiled him in last year's winter double issue. 367 00:20:37,081 --> 00:20:40,239 And then he just disappeared. How's that for loyalty? 368 00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:44,995 Anyway, this new planner comes highly recommended. 369 00:20:46,035 --> 00:20:48,953 He gave us a questionnaire we're supposed to fill out. 370 00:20:49,512 --> 00:20:51,391 I'm putting it in your briefcase. 371 00:20:52,270 --> 00:20:55,388 Please fill it out, Elliot. It's really important to me. 372 00:20:56,907 --> 00:21:00,625 He's coming by at 9:00 tomorrow. So no sleeping in, silly face. 373 00:21:01,744 --> 00:21:03,263 God, he's good. 374 00:21:08,140 --> 00:21:10,818 My gosh, it's Bradley. 375 00:21:11,378 --> 00:21:13,017 Still leaving your key under the mat. 376 00:21:13,096 --> 00:21:16,574 The more things change, the more they stay the same. 377 00:21:17,094 --> 00:21:20,452 So Bradley, what brings you by? 378 00:21:20,891 --> 00:21:23,210 Well, I was hoping I could get a lift into the Big Apple. 379 00:21:23,290 --> 00:21:25,648 I've got some obligations to attend to. 380 00:21:25,888 --> 00:21:30,525 Obligations? What sort of obligations? What's your line of work anyway, Brad? 381 00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:33,283 - Geodes. - Geodes? 382 00:21:33,443 --> 00:21:34,562 Yeah. 383 00:21:35,441 --> 00:21:38,160 It's like a hollow rock lined with crystals. 384 00:21:39,559 --> 00:21:41,638 And you sell them? 385 00:21:41,639 --> 00:21:43,716 No. My job is to discover how they form. 386 00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:45,395 I'm a scientist. 387 00:21:45,675 --> 00:21:47,553 - That's noble. - Noble? God, no. 388 00:21:47,633 --> 00:21:49,232 Noble nothing. I made millions. 389 00:21:49,312 --> 00:21:51,111 Anyway, the reason I need to get into the 390 00:21:51,112 --> 00:21:52,910 city is when I'm in town I got a gig... 391 00:21:52,990 --> 00:21:54,708 at an old folks' home out at Ditmas Park. 392 00:21:54,788 --> 00:21:56,947 I bring my geodes and let them pass them around. 393 00:21:57,027 --> 00:22:00,065 - That's wonderful, Bradley. - Yeah, it's nice. 394 00:22:01,144 --> 00:22:03,123 You know, old people aren't really revered 395 00:22:03,124 --> 00:22:05,101 in this culture the way they should be. 396 00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:09,738 Since my mom died I've just enjoyed hanging around with the elderly. 397 00:22:11,577 --> 00:22:13,096 So much wisdom there. 398 00:22:14,575 --> 00:22:15,694 Anyway... 399 00:22:17,413 --> 00:22:19,372 What about you, Eli? What do you do? 400 00:22:19,412 --> 00:22:23,009 Elliot works for the second best tax accounting firm in the city. 401 00:22:23,089 --> 00:22:25,048 That's where he's headed this morning. 402 00:22:25,128 --> 00:22:27,966 Yes, indeed. I have a deadline to attend to. 403 00:22:28,046 --> 00:22:32,163 An accountant. God, I could use you. Actually, I could use seven of you. 404 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,199 Anyway, how about that ride? 405 00:22:39,278 --> 00:22:41,997 Well, I'm staying another night with my folks... 406 00:22:42,157 --> 00:22:45,514 but Elliot's going into the city. He can drive you. Elbow? 407 00:22:45,954 --> 00:22:48,352 Okay. Yes. Sure. 408 00:22:49,112 --> 00:22:52,030 I'll just go out into the hallway... 409 00:22:52,110 --> 00:22:54,788 put my driving cap on and then we can head off. 410 00:22:54,988 --> 00:22:55,987 Great. 411 00:23:06,940 --> 00:23:08,539 You look great, carrot. 412 00:23:09,458 --> 00:23:12,416 - How about this weather, huh? - Yeah. 413 00:23:13,535 --> 00:23:14,895 You remember that blizzard? 414 00:23:14,934 --> 00:23:16,134 - Sophomore year. - Yeah. 415 00:23:16,214 --> 00:23:17,573 We got snowed in. 416 00:23:18,812 --> 00:23:20,331 It was so cold. 417 00:23:21,010 --> 00:23:24,088 - I remember getting naked to keep warm. - Yeah. 418 00:23:24,168 --> 00:23:27,566 - And I slipped you my big, fat- - Hey! Let's... 419 00:23:27,646 --> 00:23:30,484 get that load on the road, shall we, champs? 420 00:23:32,323 --> 00:23:33,802 Bradley. 421 00:23:34,801 --> 00:23:36,520 And Caroline, I'll call you later, honey. 422 00:23:36,521 --> 00:23:38,239 All right. 423 00:23:47,992 --> 00:23:50,830 Elliot, has this ever happened to you? 424 00:23:51,110 --> 00:23:52,669 What's that, Bradley? 425 00:23:54,108 --> 00:23:57,986 You're living your life, chugging along, and then suddenly something... 426 00:23:59,145 --> 00:24:02,542 unexpected happens. Heartbeat. Your whole world changes. 427 00:24:02,622 --> 00:24:06,140 Like what would be an example of one of those unexpected things? 428 00:24:06,620 --> 00:24:08,419 Well, I guess like... 429 00:24:09,618 --> 00:24:13,535 seeing Caroline after so many years would be a good example. 430 00:24:14,614 --> 00:24:17,492 What's... Give me another example. 431 00:24:19,331 --> 00:24:22,449 See, that's kind of the example that comes to mind right now. 432 00:24:22,769 --> 00:24:23,808 Okay. 433 00:24:23,888 --> 00:24:25,247 It's, like, sometimes destiny calls... 434 00:24:25,287 --> 00:24:26,906 you either answer the call or you hang up the phone. 435 00:24:26,907 --> 00:24:28,525 You know what I'm saying? 436 00:24:28,605 --> 00:24:30,883 - I hope not. - Unexpected things happen, Elliot. 437 00:24:30,923 --> 00:24:32,183 When they do you need to make a decision. 438 00:24:32,184 --> 00:24:33,242 Do you, though? 439 00:24:33,322 --> 00:24:36,240 The question is: are you going to act? Or are you just gonna sit there... 440 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:39,118 and let possibly the biggest decision of your life just pass you by? 441 00:24:39,198 --> 00:24:42,316 - You just sit there. You need the rest. - No. 442 00:24:42,476 --> 00:24:43,815 You act. Am I right? You risk everything. 443 00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:45,154 Why? 444 00:24:45,394 --> 00:24:48,072 - Why do you do that? - Because you're a great guy... 445 00:24:48,152 --> 00:24:50,031 and you have nothing to lose. 446 00:25:05,260 --> 00:25:06,579 Thank you. 447 00:25:12,296 --> 00:25:16,053 God, it feels so good to get this stuff... 448 00:25:17,012 --> 00:25:18,931 off my chest, you know. 449 00:25:21,529 --> 00:25:25,567 Thank you, Elliot. You really helped me. I don't have... 450 00:25:27,685 --> 00:25:29,364 You know, I don't have a lot of guy friends 451 00:25:29,365 --> 00:25:31,043 that I can talk to about this stuff. 452 00:25:33,841 --> 00:25:35,160 You're welcome. 453 00:25:36,439 --> 00:25:37,399 It's like I'm... 454 00:25:37,878 --> 00:25:40,956 It's like I'm too sensitive, you know? 455 00:25:41,556 --> 00:25:44,914 It's like I'm missing a layer of skin or something. You know? 456 00:25:48,431 --> 00:25:50,270 It's like I let too much in. 457 00:25:59,184 --> 00:26:03,381 So Bradley got out of my car. He said, "Thanks for the lift, Ell train"... 458 00:26:03,461 --> 00:26:04,580 and that was that. 459 00:26:04,660 --> 00:26:06,619 And all this makes you think that you're a Baxter? 460 00:26:06,659 --> 00:26:08,418 Yeah. Silly, right? 461 00:26:09,697 --> 00:26:12,335 Personally, I don't believe in Baxters. 462 00:26:13,854 --> 00:26:16,412 Although did you and your prom date dance at all that night? 463 00:26:16,492 --> 00:26:18,731 No. She was on crutches. 464 00:26:20,490 --> 00:26:21,449 What? 465 00:26:22,408 --> 00:26:25,286 This is my floor. Mr. Sherman, I've got to go. 466 00:26:25,326 --> 00:26:28,884 What were you going to say? Dr. Dudley hates it when we're tardy. 467 00:26:29,124 --> 00:26:32,881 Please, what were you going to say? I'd really like to know, Miss Mills. 468 00:26:32,961 --> 00:26:34,480 Mr. Sherman... 469 00:26:43,834 --> 00:26:47,991 I'll be at this address tonight if you feel like finishing this conversation. 470 00:26:49,270 --> 00:26:51,389 Wait! What is this place? 471 00:26:53,388 --> 00:26:55,626 So, Elliot, let me get this straight. 472 00:26:55,666 --> 00:26:59,623 You met some temp in an elevator. She starts to say something, doesn't say it. 473 00:26:59,703 --> 00:27:02,661 And now you want to go out in the middle of the night to find her... 474 00:27:02,701 --> 00:27:04,580 so she can, what? 475 00:27:04,660 --> 00:27:06,139 So she can finish her sentence? 476 00:27:06,219 --> 00:27:08,897 Elliot, you've got my knickers all up in a pinch here. 477 00:27:08,937 --> 00:27:10,336 I don't know, Ed. 478 00:27:10,456 --> 00:27:13,814 I don't know. I feel like maybe she could help me or cure me. 479 00:27:14,373 --> 00:27:17,211 - Will you talk to him, Stella? - Maybe your Feng Shui is off. 480 00:27:17,291 --> 00:27:18,291 Maybe. 481 00:27:18,371 --> 00:27:20,369 You know, she's got a friend who could do your chart. 482 00:27:20,449 --> 00:27:21,649 No, it's a wheel. 483 00:27:21,728 --> 00:27:23,967 Ed, it's not a chart. It's a wheel. 484 00:27:24,367 --> 00:27:26,365 - I'm sorry. - It's okay. 485 00:27:28,444 --> 00:27:30,962 Here, Elliot, have some more wine. 486 00:27:31,042 --> 00:27:35,239 This is an Acorn Creek pinot noir 2002. 487 00:27:36,319 --> 00:27:37,278 Go on. 488 00:27:38,397 --> 00:27:42,475 Notice how the rich cherry and raspberry fruit dominate the nose. 489 00:27:44,033 --> 00:27:45,233 It's bold... 490 00:27:45,552 --> 00:27:48,430 with a sweetly edged meaty complexity. 491 00:27:49,190 --> 00:27:51,788 Stella's taking a wine-tasting class at the YMCA. 492 00:27:51,868 --> 00:27:54,746 "W," Ed. The YWCA. 493 00:27:55,026 --> 00:27:57,824 Look, you want help? Go see a doctor. 494 00:27:57,904 --> 00:28:00,582 You want trouble, you go see this girl. Am I right, Stella? 495 00:28:00,622 --> 00:28:02,781 No. I think it sounds interesting. 496 00:28:03,420 --> 00:28:06,738 Go with your gut, Elliot. That's what you should do. 497 00:28:06,858 --> 00:28:08,177 Excuse me. 498 00:28:14,453 --> 00:28:16,691 Here's what I think you should do... 499 00:28:17,131 --> 00:28:18,970 Can you please turn that down? 500 00:28:19,050 --> 00:28:20,169 How's this? 501 00:28:24,766 --> 00:28:26,365 God, I love that woman. 502 00:28:27,524 --> 00:28:30,562 Here's what I think you should do. I think you should take that address... 503 00:28:30,842 --> 00:28:33,360 I think you should rip it up, I think you should throw it away... 504 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,139 and I think you should forget this whole 505 00:28:35,140 --> 00:28:36,878 thing ever happened. That's what I think. 506 00:28:37,597 --> 00:28:39,716 - Maybe you're right. - I know I'm right. 507 00:28:39,796 --> 00:28:42,394 Elliot, all you need is a good night's sleep. 508 00:28:43,633 --> 00:28:46,072 Yeah. What was I thinking? 509 00:28:47,231 --> 00:28:50,709 That's what friends are for. Come on, give your Uncle Ed a hug. 510 00:28:51,148 --> 00:28:55,425 Come on, give Uncle Ed a hug. Let's go. Chop chop. 511 00:28:59,223 --> 00:29:01,781 - You're hurting me, Ed. - Go get some shuteye. 512 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:03,820 Good night, Elliot. 513 00:29:03,900 --> 00:29:05,539 - Ed? - Yeah, baby? 514 00:29:08,537 --> 00:29:11,814 In the dictionary the word irrational is defined as: 515 00:29:11,934 --> 00:29:15,292 "Affected by loss of usual or normal mental clarity. 516 00:29:15,492 --> 00:29:18,130 "Incoherent, as from shock." 517 00:29:35,399 --> 00:29:37,837 This is crazy. This is crazy. 518 00:30:07,337 --> 00:30:10,335 I thought she sang like a beautiful bird. 519 00:30:10,895 --> 00:30:15,212 Like a purple sandpiper, or a rose-breasted grosbeak. 520 00:30:27,124 --> 00:30:30,162 Cecil Mills everybody. Cecil Mills! 521 00:30:31,561 --> 00:30:34,039 Guys, I think I hear the turkey phone. 522 00:30:34,719 --> 00:30:37,996 That means we only have one more act and I'm gonna go get her right now... 523 00:30:38,076 --> 00:30:40,355 Mr. Sherman. You made it. 524 00:30:40,435 --> 00:30:43,553 Yes. I was in the neighborhood so I figured I'd pop my head in the door. 525 00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:45,351 I'm happy you came. 526 00:30:46,311 --> 00:30:49,309 - So, you're a singer? - Yeah. 527 00:30:51,987 --> 00:30:55,265 That was terrible. I'm really sorry you had to see that. 528 00:30:57,024 --> 00:31:00,901 The sound system here is unbearable. Really I could hardly hear myself. 529 00:31:01,061 --> 00:31:04,459 And I usually have a guitar player but he's in the hospital. 530 00:31:04,619 --> 00:31:05,858 He's very old. 531 00:31:05,978 --> 00:31:08,896 He's fine and everything. I went to go visit him, but you know... 532 00:31:08,976 --> 00:31:11,195 Normally, I'm just better. I'm not saying I'm 533 00:31:11,196 --> 00:31:13,413 very good, but I usually am better than... 534 00:31:14,252 --> 00:31:17,530 - You say something. - I thought you were really great. 535 00:31:18,169 --> 00:31:20,528 Really? Thanks. 536 00:31:22,007 --> 00:31:24,725 My boyfriend thinks I'm wasting my time. 537 00:31:25,684 --> 00:31:29,322 - Oh, you have a boyfriend? - Yeah. Dan. He's nice. 538 00:31:29,762 --> 00:31:31,520 He couldn't make it. 539 00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,919 - Do you wanna sit down? - Yeah. 540 00:31:33,959 --> 00:31:34,958 Okay. 541 00:31:44,672 --> 00:31:47,430 So, Miss Mills, I should tell you that I disagree with your boyfriend. 542 00:31:47,510 --> 00:31:49,868 I don't think you're wasting your time. 543 00:31:50,827 --> 00:31:52,346 I appreciate that. 544 00:31:52,466 --> 00:31:54,985 All right guys, guess who was on the turkey phone? 545 00:31:55,065 --> 00:31:57,663 I don't know. An interpretative dancer? 546 00:31:57,743 --> 00:31:59,602 That's right, we have an interpretative 547 00:31:59,603 --> 00:32:01,460 dancer here tonight to end the show, guys. 548 00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:04,898 Put your hands together. Put your hands together for Exar. 549 00:32:04,978 --> 00:32:08,016 Hi, can I get a beer? Whatever's on tap and cheap. 550 00:32:08,096 --> 00:32:10,574 Hi. I'll have a Harvey Wallbanger. 551 00:32:11,254 --> 00:32:14,212 No actually, make that a white wine spritzer. Thanks. 552 00:32:15,371 --> 00:32:17,130 It's almost spring. 553 00:32:26,443 --> 00:32:28,962 So, Miss Mills, tell me about your singing. 554 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:35,437 It's good. I mean, it's good. You know it's... 555 00:32:39,515 --> 00:32:40,594 What? 556 00:32:42,752 --> 00:32:45,910 - It's the stage fright. - Really? 557 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:48,708 - What, you didn't notice? - No. 558 00:32:48,788 --> 00:32:49,788 Really? 559 00:32:51,227 --> 00:32:54,225 Ever since I started singing my own material in front of people... 560 00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:57,343 I feel like I've developed a problem with stage fright. 561 00:32:58,182 --> 00:33:01,060 I feel like I'm naked... 562 00:33:01,420 --> 00:33:03,818 and shaking and underwater. 563 00:33:05,937 --> 00:33:07,416 What about you? 564 00:33:07,616 --> 00:33:10,734 Did you always know that you wanted to be an accountant? 565 00:33:10,854 --> 00:33:14,371 Sort of. I always knew that I wanted steady employment. 566 00:33:15,011 --> 00:33:18,568 It's also got very good benefits. Plus I get a paid vacation. 567 00:33:19,528 --> 00:33:23,605 Plus I like numbers. So I feel like I'm helping people. Gracias. 568 00:33:38,435 --> 00:33:39,834 Guys, that's the end of the show. 569 00:33:39,914 --> 00:33:42,592 But listen, it only gets started 'cause we have a party! 570 00:33:42,672 --> 00:33:45,350 We have a party right here, right now! So everybody stick around! 571 00:33:45,430 --> 00:33:48,428 - Let's start the music! - What do you say, Mr. Sherman? 572 00:33:48,828 --> 00:33:50,147 I think I'm okay. 573 00:33:50,707 --> 00:33:52,106 I should probably get going. 574 00:33:52,146 --> 00:33:55,544 No. It could be fun. When was the last time that you were at a real party? 575 00:33:55,623 --> 00:33:59,381 Well, we have backwards jeans day at my office... 576 00:33:59,461 --> 00:34:02,779 which is fun because we get to wear our jeans on backwards. 577 00:34:02,939 --> 00:34:04,498 What about if you just finish this drink... 578 00:34:04,577 --> 00:34:07,615 and if you're not having fun you can leave, I promise. 579 00:34:08,015 --> 00:34:09,134 Okay. 580 00:34:11,053 --> 00:34:14,891 I'm allergic to peanuts and lint and cereal... 581 00:34:15,010 --> 00:34:17,609 and paint, magic markers... 582 00:34:18,408 --> 00:34:21,046 sand mats, yogurt... 583 00:34:21,246 --> 00:34:23,005 Because I met this girl... 584 00:34:23,844 --> 00:34:27,522 who got a job whistling a jingle for a commercial... 585 00:34:27,882 --> 00:34:30,480 and she made tons of money. She does the... 586 00:34:35,277 --> 00:34:38,435 So I was thinking that I could sign up for a class at HG Studios... 587 00:34:38,515 --> 00:34:40,833 because it's a real craft, whistling. 588 00:34:44,990 --> 00:34:47,429 Cecil, I have to ask you a question! 589 00:34:49,187 --> 00:34:52,585 What were you going to say to me in the elevator? 590 00:34:54,424 --> 00:34:56,223 It's too loud in here! 591 00:34:58,061 --> 00:34:59,021 Come on. 592 00:35:03,218 --> 00:35:05,017 Where are we going? 593 00:35:12,212 --> 00:35:14,530 - Better? - Much. 594 00:35:16,449 --> 00:35:19,327 - Elliot? - Yes. 595 00:35:21,126 --> 00:35:23,844 I think this alcohol is going to my head. 596 00:35:24,724 --> 00:35:26,722 So, I would just like to apologize in advance... 597 00:35:26,802 --> 00:35:29,920 for anything that I may say or do from this point forward. 598 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:30,959 Okay. 599 00:35:31,279 --> 00:35:33,917 - I like your tie. - Thank you. 600 00:35:34,717 --> 00:35:37,795 It was a gift from my mother... 601 00:35:38,514 --> 00:35:39,913 for Christmas. 602 00:35:41,512 --> 00:35:44,550 It's from the Fricke, from the Dutch Masters Collection. 603 00:35:44,630 --> 00:35:46,589 - I like it. - Thank you. 604 00:35:48,508 --> 00:35:50,227 Miss Mills, you were going to tell me what 605 00:35:50,228 --> 00:35:51,945 you were going to say in the elevator. 606 00:35:51,985 --> 00:35:52,985 Okay. 607 00:35:56,462 --> 00:35:58,461 Here's what I was going to say. 608 00:35:59,780 --> 00:36:04,097 - Elliot, I have a theory. - Yes? 609 00:36:05,136 --> 00:36:07,415 You were supposed to ask her to dance. 610 00:36:08,534 --> 00:36:11,052 - What are you talking about? - At your prom. 611 00:36:11,452 --> 00:36:12,971 You were supposed to ask her to dance. 612 00:36:13,051 --> 00:36:16,049 It was the last song of the night. All the other kids were dancing. 613 00:36:16,089 --> 00:36:17,888 You should have asked her to dance. 614 00:36:17,968 --> 00:36:21,485 - But she was on crutches. - But it was a slow song, Elliot. 615 00:36:22,245 --> 00:36:26,402 - She seemed happy to me. - She was content, not happy. 616 00:36:26,602 --> 00:36:30,559 See, Elliot, ultimately the problem is that you're not willing to take risks. 617 00:36:30,639 --> 00:36:32,998 You've got to be willing to take risks. 618 00:36:33,437 --> 00:36:34,836 You're right. 619 00:36:36,315 --> 00:36:38,954 I've got to take more risks. 620 00:36:39,513 --> 00:36:42,111 It's so obvious but I couldn't see it. 621 00:36:46,748 --> 00:36:47,948 My God. 622 00:36:50,106 --> 00:36:51,105 What? 623 00:36:51,865 --> 00:36:53,664 This is the song. 624 00:36:53,824 --> 00:36:56,422 This is the song they were playing at my prom. 625 00:37:01,818 --> 00:37:03,857 Ask her to dance, Elliot. 626 00:37:05,176 --> 00:37:06,175 Cecil... 627 00:37:08,174 --> 00:37:09,533 would you... 628 00:37:10,892 --> 00:37:13,131 Other people need to use the bathroom. 629 00:37:14,410 --> 00:37:16,169 - I should probably go. - I should go home. 630 00:37:16,249 --> 00:37:18,727 Yeah. We should both go. 631 00:37:20,206 --> 00:37:21,285 Okay. 632 00:37:23,404 --> 00:37:25,202 I hope I was able to help you with your problem. 633 00:37:25,242 --> 00:37:27,361 Oh yes, definitely. Very much so. 634 00:37:28,041 --> 00:37:30,599 Ask her to dance. Very good advice. 635 00:37:31,158 --> 00:37:32,558 Listen... 636 00:37:33,157 --> 00:37:34,636 here's my card. 637 00:37:35,675 --> 00:37:39,273 If ever I can repay the favor just... 638 00:37:40,112 --> 00:37:42,351 call anytime. Really. 639 00:37:42,791 --> 00:37:45,429 I'm going to write my home phone number on it. 640 00:37:46,468 --> 00:37:49,066 Call me anytime if you need anything. 641 00:37:51,265 --> 00:37:53,543 - Okay. - Good night. 642 00:37:55,782 --> 00:37:57,221 I'll be off then. 643 00:38:07,734 --> 00:38:10,972 You've reached Elliot Sherman. Please leave a message. Thank you. 644 00:38:11,052 --> 00:38:14,010 Elliot, it's Cecil. Can you please pick up the phone? 645 00:38:15,928 --> 00:38:17,128 Cecil? 646 00:38:17,247 --> 00:38:19,646 - You said I could call you anytime? - What happened? 647 00:38:19,726 --> 00:38:21,844 It's just really hard, you know. 648 00:38:22,924 --> 00:38:26,121 I mean, normally, Dan and I don't fight. We really don't. 649 00:38:26,201 --> 00:38:29,559 But I just wish that he would come to hear me sing, you know. 650 00:38:30,319 --> 00:38:33,756 It would just be nice to look out into the audience and see a familiar face... 651 00:38:33,796 --> 00:38:36,994 but he says that my stage fright makes him uncomfortable. 652 00:38:38,833 --> 00:38:41,311 I think I'm very supportive of him. 653 00:38:42,391 --> 00:38:46,068 He wants to analyze systems, which I think is fantastic. 654 00:38:46,148 --> 00:38:49,985 And you know what he thinks I'd be good at? Sales. 655 00:38:53,063 --> 00:38:56,661 Doesn't he understand I played Annie in my high school production of Annie? 656 00:38:56,741 --> 00:38:59,619 Not one, not two, but three times in a row. 657 00:39:00,458 --> 00:39:03,496 Miss Mills, we sort of have to keep it down 'cause of the neighbors. 658 00:39:03,576 --> 00:39:05,135 - I'm sorry. - It's okay. 659 00:39:05,215 --> 00:39:07,414 Here let me help you with those. 660 00:39:09,612 --> 00:39:12,410 I got it. It's okay. I got it. 661 00:39:22,284 --> 00:39:26,041 Do you have something that I could sleep in maybe, like a sweatshirt? 662 00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:30,078 Sometimes it sticks. Thank you. 663 00:39:33,076 --> 00:39:36,874 - I have pajamas. - Yeah. Pajamas would be great. 664 00:39:37,034 --> 00:39:38,033 Pajamas. 665 00:39:43,949 --> 00:39:45,628 Do you play the piano? 666 00:39:51,744 --> 00:39:52,943 I dabble. 667 00:39:53,902 --> 00:39:55,461 Here, take your pick. 668 00:39:56,501 --> 00:39:58,360 I'll pick these. They look like the tape. 669 00:39:58,361 --> 00:40:00,218 Yeah. Good choice. 670 00:40:00,258 --> 00:40:01,257 Thanks. 671 00:40:03,536 --> 00:40:04,655 Okay. 672 00:40:16,767 --> 00:40:19,165 This really is a great apartment. 673 00:40:22,843 --> 00:40:24,842 I like it. It's very practical. 674 00:40:25,201 --> 00:40:26,281 Thank you. 675 00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,758 - Can I put these on in there? - Yeah. Go ahead. 676 00:40:37,073 --> 00:40:40,671 Boy, I haven't been this tipsy in a long time. 677 00:40:41,510 --> 00:40:42,510 And I... 678 00:40:45,987 --> 00:40:48,666 I haven't been up this late since... 679 00:40:48,945 --> 00:40:51,664 business school, final exams, probably. 680 00:41:01,177 --> 00:41:02,576 These are great. 681 00:41:09,811 --> 00:41:12,410 - They suit you perfectly. - Thank you. 682 00:41:18,086 --> 00:41:21,803 - Okay. See you in the morning, Cecil. - See you in the morning. 683 00:41:31,597 --> 00:41:33,955 - Good night, Cecil. - Good night, Elliot. 684 00:41:50,984 --> 00:41:53,382 Okay, we're here. This is it. 685 00:42:03,056 --> 00:42:04,055 Ell? 686 00:42:04,495 --> 00:42:07,692 It's like a rail road apartment. Choo choo. 687 00:42:09,091 --> 00:42:10,810 - Hi, honey. - There you are. 688 00:42:11,530 --> 00:42:15,527 Elliot, hi. This is Benson the wedding planner. 689 00:42:15,767 --> 00:42:17,766 Benson Hedges, nice to meet you. 690 00:42:17,806 --> 00:42:20,004 Very nice to meet you, too, Benson... 691 00:42:20,524 --> 00:42:21,523 Hedges. 692 00:42:22,203 --> 00:42:24,241 Come, sit down. Sit down. 693 00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:27,679 What's up with the cushions? 694 00:42:28,119 --> 00:42:32,716 This is what my shlong free chart says I should do. 695 00:42:32,796 --> 00:42:35,074 - What did you say? - Feng Shui. 696 00:42:35,474 --> 00:42:36,593 Yeah. What he said. 697 00:42:36,673 --> 00:42:39,551 Feng Shui. I didn't know you were into that, Elliot. 698 00:42:39,831 --> 00:42:43,988 Can I get us all something to drink? Coffee? Tea? Milk? Apple juice? 699 00:42:44,108 --> 00:42:46,706 - I'll have tea. - I would love an apple juice. 700 00:42:47,706 --> 00:42:48,705 Great. 701 00:42:54,501 --> 00:42:57,379 I love the walls. Very mustard. Dijon. 702 00:42:58,858 --> 00:43:02,336 Yeah, I don't think we're gonna live here after we get married. 703 00:43:03,095 --> 00:43:04,574 Moving into my place. 704 00:43:06,373 --> 00:43:08,611 Three cups of ice cold water. 705 00:43:09,011 --> 00:43:11,490 Caroline. Mr. Hedges. 706 00:43:13,848 --> 00:43:16,886 So, Elliot, this is Benson's wedding booklet. 707 00:43:16,966 --> 00:43:19,084 It is full of possibilities. 708 00:43:19,124 --> 00:43:23,282 Like I always said, Mr. Sherman, "variety is the spice of life." 709 00:43:24,161 --> 00:43:25,280 Ching ching. 710 00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:28,518 I am so sorry, Mr. Sherman. 711 00:43:29,797 --> 00:43:31,236 - Oh, my. - Wait. 712 00:43:31,516 --> 00:43:34,354 The lacy pink women's panties. I can explain that. 713 00:43:34,394 --> 00:43:37,752 Well, they say Brooklyn, New York, but I say Brooklyn, Wisconsin. 714 00:43:37,832 --> 00:43:40,190 It's out in the middle of nowhere here. 715 00:43:40,830 --> 00:43:42,149 Elliot! Wake up! 716 00:43:42,229 --> 00:43:45,027 Elliot, wake up. Your fiancee is outside your apartment with some guy. 717 00:43:45,107 --> 00:43:47,106 No! The wedding planner! 718 00:43:47,186 --> 00:43:48,625 I completely forgot! 719 00:43:48,665 --> 00:43:51,423 Okay, kisses. Goodbye. You hang up first. 720 00:43:54,181 --> 00:43:56,100 No! Cecil. 721 00:43:57,539 --> 00:43:59,657 You have to hide that somewhere. 722 00:44:01,776 --> 00:44:02,775 Where? 723 00:44:03,574 --> 00:44:05,133 I left the keys in the car. 724 00:44:05,213 --> 00:44:06,293 - It should be right- - Okay... 725 00:44:06,373 --> 00:44:08,451 you know what? Hold this for a second. Hands free. 726 00:44:08,531 --> 00:44:11,049 I know. Here. Under the pillow. Right here. 727 00:44:12,009 --> 00:44:13,008 Perfect. 728 00:44:15,886 --> 00:44:17,405 Hello, Brooklyn. 729 00:44:19,524 --> 00:44:22,282 Could you go back to my bedroom and get me a suit and a tie? 730 00:44:22,362 --> 00:44:24,201 I got to go to the bathroom. 731 00:44:27,199 --> 00:44:28,837 - I swear... - Here she comes. 732 00:44:28,917 --> 00:44:31,756 I would lose my head if it weren't screwed on. 733 00:44:33,235 --> 00:44:35,753 Okay. Three story walkup. I know. 734 00:44:35,913 --> 00:44:37,712 I don't know why anyone lives without a doorman. 735 00:44:37,751 --> 00:44:38,831 Feel the burn. 736 00:44:56,099 --> 00:44:57,218 - Here! - Thank you. 737 00:44:57,298 --> 00:44:59,337 - You're welcome. - You're welcome. 738 00:44:59,497 --> 00:45:00,496 Elliot? 739 00:45:00,576 --> 00:45:02,335 You have to hide. She can't know you're here. 740 00:45:02,415 --> 00:45:03,414 - Where? - Here! 741 00:45:03,494 --> 00:45:05,893 - No! Where should I hide? - Under the bed! 742 00:45:06,532 --> 00:45:08,051 Did you hear that? 743 00:45:13,088 --> 00:45:15,286 - Elliot? - Just a sec, hon. 744 00:45:21,162 --> 00:45:23,601 Honey, are you in the bathroom? 745 00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,479 - Oh, my. - What? 746 00:45:28,877 --> 00:45:30,276 My God! 747 00:45:31,595 --> 00:45:34,273 Elliot, did you fill out your questionnaire? 748 00:45:34,353 --> 00:45:36,792 My questionnaire? 749 00:45:36,832 --> 00:45:40,629 Benson's wedding questionnaire. I put it in your briefcase yesterday. 750 00:45:44,587 --> 00:45:47,864 That questionnaire. Yes. Of course. 751 00:45:47,984 --> 00:45:51,022 - Where is the questionnaire? - It's in my briefcase. 752 00:45:51,142 --> 00:45:53,021 I filled it out after work... 753 00:45:53,421 --> 00:45:55,499 and I put it in my briefcase. 754 00:45:57,018 --> 00:46:00,136 See, look here's my questionnaire, honey, all filled out. 755 00:46:00,816 --> 00:46:02,095 Okay, then. 756 00:46:02,175 --> 00:46:04,213 Now, let's start with the color scheme. 757 00:46:04,293 --> 00:46:07,171 The color scheme is the foundation of the entire wedding. 758 00:46:07,251 --> 00:46:10,129 You go first, Elliot. I wanna see if we put down the same thing for this. 759 00:46:10,209 --> 00:46:12,208 I put down... 760 00:46:13,847 --> 00:46:16,125 - yellow and black. - Like a bumblebee? 761 00:46:16,725 --> 00:46:19,003 Oh! Buzz buzz. 762 00:46:19,683 --> 00:46:20,922 Or not. 763 00:46:21,322 --> 00:46:24,720 Those were just options. I was really curious to know what you put down. 764 00:46:24,799 --> 00:46:27,797 Well, my colors were Tuscan white bean and steamed asparagus. 765 00:46:27,877 --> 00:46:31,155 But, really, Elliot, I'm shocked. 766 00:46:31,235 --> 00:46:33,034 - Yellow and black? - Okay. 767 00:46:33,114 --> 00:46:36,871 You know what? Let's talk about what kind of music you want at the reception. 768 00:46:37,631 --> 00:46:38,670 Okay, music. 769 00:46:38,750 --> 00:46:42,548 Yes, that's Elliot's forte. So I defer 100 percent to him on this. 770 00:46:42,987 --> 00:46:45,466 - Funk. - Are you insane, Elliot? 771 00:46:45,506 --> 00:46:49,943 Or jazz. Or swing. Or rock. Or, I don't know. 772 00:46:50,102 --> 00:46:53,980 It was a toss up for me between jazz and rock and swing and funk. 773 00:46:54,539 --> 00:46:56,938 You know what? Let's forget about the music. 774 00:46:57,018 --> 00:46:59,376 Who's hungry? I'm hungry. Let's talk about food? 775 00:46:59,456 --> 00:47:01,295 - That's a great idea. - Fine. 776 00:47:01,934 --> 00:47:03,094 Food. 777 00:47:03,773 --> 00:47:04,853 Okay. 778 00:47:05,292 --> 00:47:08,610 Well, Elliot, I know we put down the same thing for this one. 779 00:47:08,650 --> 00:47:10,609 So, here we go. 780 00:47:11,288 --> 00:47:12,288 One... 781 00:47:13,367 --> 00:47:15,086 two, shout it out... 782 00:47:15,325 --> 00:47:16,405 three! 783 00:47:16,485 --> 00:47:18,244 - Baja cuisine! - French food. 784 00:47:19,083 --> 00:47:22,081 - What did you say? - French food is a great idea, Caroline. 785 00:47:22,161 --> 00:47:25,479 - Did you say Baja cuisine? - Is that what I said? 786 00:47:25,519 --> 00:47:28,037 - What, may I ask, is Baja cuisine? - Don't answer that. 787 00:47:28,117 --> 00:47:30,715 - It's beer-battered fish. - Beer-battered fish. 788 00:47:31,155 --> 00:47:33,713 - I hate you! - Okay. 789 00:47:33,793 --> 00:47:36,191 Let's do this later, outside of Brooklyn. 790 00:47:36,271 --> 00:47:40,668 No, wait. Mr. Hedges. Mr. Hedges, please. 791 00:47:40,788 --> 00:47:42,387 Baja cuisine? 792 00:47:43,666 --> 00:47:45,585 At my wedding? 793 00:47:45,586 --> 00:47:47,504 Benson Hedges, don't leave me with her. 794 00:47:49,303 --> 00:47:51,781 I'm not a marriage counselor, Mr. Sherman. 795 00:47:52,181 --> 00:47:55,259 I am a marriage maker. Good day to you. 796 00:48:05,252 --> 00:48:08,730 The questionnaire was blank, Elliot! It was blank! 797 00:48:08,969 --> 00:48:11,088 I can explain that. 798 00:48:11,807 --> 00:48:14,765 - How could you do this to me? - Wait! 799 00:48:14,805 --> 00:48:17,763 Sugar? Sweetie, are you there? 800 00:48:17,923 --> 00:48:20,082 Okay, now I have no idea where I am. 801 00:48:20,202 --> 00:48:22,200 Okay, taxi! 802 00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:24,559 Darling. 803 00:48:24,639 --> 00:48:27,637 Caroline, not in the bedroom! Not in the bedroom! 804 00:48:30,035 --> 00:48:32,314 - Oh, God! - Oh, God is right, Elliot! 805 00:48:32,394 --> 00:48:36,111 You just completely lied to me! I mean... 806 00:48:36,511 --> 00:48:40,148 - I can explain that! - You can't explain this, Elliot! 807 00:48:40,228 --> 00:48:42,067 You knew how important that questionnaire was... 808 00:48:42,107 --> 00:48:45,185 and you clearly didn't even bother to look at it! 809 00:48:47,064 --> 00:48:48,943 Suck it in! Up! 810 00:48:49,102 --> 00:48:50,382 Suck it up? 811 00:48:50,461 --> 00:48:54,539 Like this is somehow my fault? Like I'm being unreasonable here? 812 00:48:56,857 --> 00:48:57,936 Ouch! 813 00:48:58,576 --> 00:49:00,535 I hope this hurts, Elliot! 814 00:49:00,615 --> 00:49:03,773 Because you have no idea how badly this is hurting me! 815 00:49:05,651 --> 00:49:08,529 I mean, we are getting married and you don't even seem... 816 00:49:08,609 --> 00:49:11,447 to care about the wedding anymore! 817 00:49:14,485 --> 00:49:15,884 Elliot... 818 00:49:19,722 --> 00:49:20,881 Enough! 819 00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:23,839 Elliot... 820 00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:26,717 ever since we drove to my parents' house for dinner... 821 00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:29,515 you have been acting like a maniac! 822 00:49:29,795 --> 00:49:33,193 You're possessive. You're paranoid. You're forgetful. 823 00:49:33,672 --> 00:49:35,431 What happened to you? 824 00:49:36,191 --> 00:49:40,548 Elliot, I am seeing a side of you that I really don't like. 825 00:49:42,147 --> 00:49:43,946 Don't bother walking me out! 826 00:49:48,902 --> 00:49:50,301 What did you say? 827 00:49:53,299 --> 00:49:57,456 - You're not even gonna fight for me? - Wait, Caroline! 828 00:49:58,056 --> 00:50:00,414 Caroline, wait. 829 00:50:02,213 --> 00:50:04,332 Caroline, please don't go! 830 00:50:04,412 --> 00:50:05,411 Elliot... 831 00:50:06,530 --> 00:50:09,528 - I am calling off the wedding. - You're what? 832 00:50:10,168 --> 00:50:13,685 I hate saying this but I don't think we're meant to be together. 833 00:50:16,124 --> 00:50:17,243 It's over. 834 00:50:52,779 --> 00:50:54,178 Elliot... 835 00:50:55,577 --> 00:50:58,256 - I'm so sorry that this is happening. - Cecil... 836 00:50:59,015 --> 00:51:01,573 I think I just need to be alone right now. 837 00:51:02,093 --> 00:51:05,171 Okay. I understand. 838 00:51:10,927 --> 00:51:12,286 I'm so sorry. 839 00:51:24,718 --> 00:51:28,875 Darling, please call me as soon as you get this. 840 00:51:33,512 --> 00:51:35,550 My God! Elliot! 841 00:51:36,470 --> 00:51:38,628 I came as soon as I heard. 842 00:51:41,786 --> 00:51:43,865 And I brought along some cookies. 843 00:51:47,382 --> 00:51:49,901 What happened? Just tell me everything. 844 00:51:49,981 --> 00:51:52,779 She called off the wedding. That's what happened. 845 00:51:52,859 --> 00:51:55,297 - Who's that girl? - That's Stella's friend, Nadine. 846 00:51:55,337 --> 00:51:57,975 - Does she have a boyfriend? - I don't think so. 847 00:52:00,933 --> 00:52:03,072 Listen, Elliot, when's the next time you 848 00:52:03,073 --> 00:52:05,210 and Caroline are supposed to get together? 849 00:52:05,290 --> 00:52:08,608 Tonight. My parents are having dinner for the two families. 850 00:52:09,248 --> 00:52:10,607 Well, there you go! 851 00:52:10,647 --> 00:52:13,085 That's, like, 10 hours from now. That gives her time... 852 00:52:13,165 --> 00:52:17,082 to get a little space, a little perspective, a little dose of reality. 853 00:52:17,162 --> 00:52:18,921 I don't think she's even gonna be there, Ed. 854 00:52:18,922 --> 00:52:20,680 I mean, she said it was over. 855 00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:22,999 She'll be there. Quote me on that. 856 00:52:25,077 --> 00:52:28,954 Elliot, dear, Caroline was a nice girl. 857 00:52:29,034 --> 00:52:32,552 And we would've loved for it to work out, but... 858 00:52:34,111 --> 00:52:37,868 Come to think of it, we've liked all your girlfriends. 859 00:52:39,827 --> 00:52:41,946 But you know what they say? 860 00:52:42,905 --> 00:52:45,144 No, Mom, tell me, what do they say? 861 00:52:45,623 --> 00:52:46,783 Oh, well... 862 00:52:46,822 --> 00:52:48,941 there's other fish in the sea. 863 00:52:49,021 --> 00:52:50,900 That's right, kiddo. 864 00:52:52,299 --> 00:52:55,736 I heard that Jim and Nancy Wasserman's girl, Tina... 865 00:52:57,016 --> 00:52:58,535 is on the slab again. 866 00:52:59,694 --> 00:53:01,613 She's a fresh catch! 867 00:53:05,650 --> 00:53:08,088 So, Elliot... 868 00:53:09,247 --> 00:53:11,426 we're really sorry about what happened. 869 00:53:11,427 --> 00:53:13,604 Yeah, sorry. 870 00:53:14,964 --> 00:53:17,522 Sorry for what? I screwed up. 871 00:53:17,682 --> 00:53:19,760 I got what I deserved. 872 00:53:21,479 --> 00:53:23,878 We just thought you were our savior, you know. 873 00:53:28,554 --> 00:53:30,673 - But, life goes on? - It does. 874 00:53:31,273 --> 00:53:33,552 Sometimes I think if I'd never met Cecil 875 00:53:33,553 --> 00:53:35,830 Mills none of this ever would have happened. 876 00:53:36,309 --> 00:53:39,027 - That's a big if. - I don't know about that. 877 00:53:39,107 --> 00:53:42,505 Excuse me, did you say Cecil Mills? 878 00:53:43,504 --> 00:53:45,023 That's my girlfriend. 879 00:53:45,583 --> 00:53:47,182 - Really? - Yeah. 880 00:53:47,741 --> 00:53:50,939 - Who are you? - I'm Elliot Sherman. 881 00:53:51,899 --> 00:53:53,857 Nothing happened. I swear. 882 00:53:57,455 --> 00:53:59,454 Wait a minute! You're the Baxter! 883 00:53:59,534 --> 00:54:03,171 Cecil told me all about you. It's nice to meet you! 884 00:54:04,610 --> 00:54:07,528 - She did? - Yeah. Cec and I share everything. 885 00:54:07,608 --> 00:54:08,807 We have no secrets. 886 00:54:08,887 --> 00:54:11,885 Thank you so much for letting her crash at your place the other night. 887 00:54:11,925 --> 00:54:13,804 We had a bit of a lovers' spat. 888 00:54:13,884 --> 00:54:16,882 - You know how that is, right? - Right. 889 00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:21,279 So what are you doing here? 890 00:54:21,479 --> 00:54:23,557 Well, you know me... 891 00:54:23,637 --> 00:54:27,954 guvnor, come on in for a bit of the old lagers and... 892 00:54:28,034 --> 00:54:29,953 I'm just meeting a friend of mine from college. 893 00:54:30,033 --> 00:54:31,872 - What about you? - Dan. 894 00:54:32,591 --> 00:54:34,710 Tallyho. There she is. 895 00:54:34,790 --> 00:54:36,669 - Sorry I'm late. - It's so weird. 896 00:54:36,749 --> 00:54:38,627 I was just talking about you. 897 00:54:39,427 --> 00:54:40,706 How long has it been since I've seen you? 898 00:54:40,707 --> 00:54:41,585 Ages! 899 00:54:41,625 --> 00:54:42,984 Yeah. At least. 900 00:54:43,064 --> 00:54:45,263 - Hey. - Hey, sweets! 901 00:54:46,342 --> 00:54:49,660 - I'm official valet. - Bradley, this is Dan. 902 00:54:49,940 --> 00:54:52,058 - Nice to meet you. - Yeah, you, too. 903 00:54:52,658 --> 00:54:54,617 - College. - Yeah. 904 00:54:57,375 --> 00:54:58,574 Elliot? 905 00:55:00,533 --> 00:55:03,650 Get out of Dodge, Eeyore! What are you doing here? I know this guy. 906 00:55:03,730 --> 00:55:06,169 I'm just meeting up with some friends. 907 00:55:06,608 --> 00:55:10,726 - Elliot is friends with my little lady. - No way. Where's Caroline? 908 00:55:10,886 --> 00:55:11,965 She... 909 00:55:12,045 --> 00:55:15,203 Why don't we grab some real estate? Maybe pull up a table? 910 00:55:15,283 --> 00:55:18,401 - No, we couldn't possibly- - Yeah! Definitely! 911 00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:20,279 Yes, it's on. 912 00:55:21,478 --> 00:55:23,197 Pull up some real estate. 913 00:55:37,708 --> 00:55:40,026 "Very clever, Mr. Bond." 914 00:55:45,582 --> 00:55:46,741 James Bond. 915 00:55:47,101 --> 00:55:48,740 Okay, I got one. 916 00:55:54,057 --> 00:55:56,575 I'm an electric man and... 917 00:55:57,974 --> 00:55:59,493 I've got to know this. 918 00:55:59,573 --> 00:56:01,891 All you people are working overtime 919 00:56:03,090 --> 00:56:05,449 Wait till they get a load of me. 920 00:56:10,126 --> 00:56:11,285 But... 921 00:56:11,525 --> 00:56:14,483 - But... - Don't brag yet. 922 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,478 The policy is not like that in China. 923 00:56:26,435 --> 00:56:29,313 - I think it's against the rules. - I don't think so. 924 00:56:30,992 --> 00:56:33,830 I want to make a toast to my friend. 925 00:56:34,030 --> 00:56:36,228 To Elliot and the bride-to-be. 926 00:56:37,347 --> 00:56:39,266 No. She left him. 927 00:56:41,145 --> 00:56:43,623 Just this morning. Walked out the door. 928 00:56:44,702 --> 00:56:46,461 Is that true, Elliot? 929 00:56:51,738 --> 00:56:53,057 Jesus. 930 00:56:54,536 --> 00:56:56,375 Man, I'm sorry about... 931 00:56:57,614 --> 00:56:59,732 - That's awful. - Can you not be so... 932 00:57:04,489 --> 00:57:05,888 Hang in here, bro. 933 00:57:08,566 --> 00:57:13,483 "Sweet dove, sweet dove Never to return again" 934 00:57:19,079 --> 00:57:20,239 Keats. 935 00:57:21,478 --> 00:57:22,477 That is... 936 00:57:23,037 --> 00:57:26,514 so beautiful, Bradley, the way you said that. 937 00:57:26,754 --> 00:57:30,512 I need to get out of here. I need some fresh air. I'm sorry. 938 00:57:32,151 --> 00:57:34,029 Elliot, don't. 939 00:57:39,386 --> 00:57:41,224 - It's your go. - Yeah. 940 00:57:43,623 --> 00:57:45,222 "I get no respect at all." 941 00:57:54,855 --> 00:57:57,014 What's the point, anyway? 942 00:58:00,651 --> 00:58:02,370 I hate my life. 943 00:58:08,726 --> 00:58:10,844 I just want to die. 944 00:58:16,081 --> 00:58:17,840 Goodbye, cruel world. 945 00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:20,558 Elliot! Elliot, wait! 946 00:58:20,958 --> 00:58:22,117 Elliot! 947 00:58:22,996 --> 00:58:24,675 Man! 948 00:58:29,312 --> 00:58:30,311 Oh, boy. 949 00:58:30,431 --> 00:58:33,229 - What are you doing here, Louis? - I was looking for you. 950 00:58:33,309 --> 00:58:35,028 Caroline sent me. She's worried. 951 00:58:35,068 --> 00:58:36,947 - Caroline worried? - Yeah. 952 00:58:37,027 --> 00:58:40,265 She's staying with us tonight. She didn't want to be alone. 953 00:58:47,420 --> 00:58:49,578 You know, you really scared the crap out of me, man. 954 00:58:51,097 --> 00:58:53,616 So, what'd you do? You get the... You went for the 40? 955 00:58:55,335 --> 00:58:58,972 Yeah, don't get me started on my college days. 956 00:59:00,851 --> 00:59:02,770 Put away one of these myself. 957 00:59:03,049 --> 00:59:04,568 Man. 958 00:59:04,648 --> 00:59:06,307 Elliot, I know what you're going through. 959 00:59:06,308 --> 00:59:07,966 I really do. 960 00:59:08,246 --> 00:59:09,205 I really do. 961 00:59:09,685 --> 00:59:11,724 Being married to a Swann girl is no easy task. 962 00:59:11,803 --> 00:59:13,922 I'm the one who knows. I'm the only other one who knows... 963 00:59:14,002 --> 00:59:16,880 'cause I'm married to the only other Swann girl, Kate. 964 00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:17,959 I mean... 965 00:59:18,079 --> 00:59:19,358 let me tell you... 966 00:59:19,438 --> 00:59:22,556 I remember what it was like when Kate and I were first getting married. 967 00:59:22,636 --> 00:59:25,914 We drove up to this dog breeder and I don't even like dogs. 968 00:59:25,954 --> 00:59:27,953 And I went anyway. And what happens? 969 00:59:27,993 --> 00:59:31,790 Of course, the dog bites me, in the leg and the face. 970 00:59:32,150 --> 00:59:35,827 It's like, God damn it, girl. What are you trying to do to me? 971 00:59:36,307 --> 00:59:40,024 I mean, look, Kate and I, we've been through our ups and downs. 972 00:59:40,104 --> 00:59:41,903 I'm not talking about our trip to Cedar Point... 973 00:59:41,983 --> 00:59:44,781 when we went on the roller coaster. But I'm kidding about that. 974 00:59:44,861 --> 00:59:48,139 It's like, Johnny Carson, you know? 975 00:59:48,219 --> 00:59:51,377 But one time we go to this banana factory. 976 00:59:51,617 --> 00:59:53,096 And I'm, like, sure, I'll go with her. 977 00:59:53,176 --> 00:59:55,654 And then we get there and, of course, no, no bananas. 978 00:59:55,694 --> 00:59:58,012 - Bananas aren't even manufactured- - Louis! 979 00:59:58,332 --> 01:00:00,451 What are you talking about? 980 01:00:01,090 --> 01:00:03,489 She left me, okay! It's over! 981 01:00:04,888 --> 01:00:06,127 I blew it! 982 01:00:07,606 --> 01:00:09,005 Maybe not. 983 01:00:10,564 --> 01:00:13,162 She's willing to consider a reconciliation, Elliot. 984 01:00:13,242 --> 01:00:15,800 - She is? - But you can't screw it up. 985 01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:17,539 You've got to take her out to a nice dinner. 986 01:00:17,540 --> 01:00:19,198 Sweep her off her feet. 987 01:00:19,278 --> 01:00:21,397 Go to the park. Swimming maybe. 988 01:00:21,477 --> 01:00:24,595 Scrabble. Horseback riding. 989 01:00:24,674 --> 01:00:27,592 Or skinny-dipping. A rondelet. 990 01:00:27,672 --> 01:00:29,991 You could take her to a rondelet or an opera. 991 01:00:30,071 --> 01:00:32,269 Whatever she likes, you got to do it. 992 01:00:32,349 --> 01:00:35,347 You can do it, Elliot. You can do this. 993 01:00:36,227 --> 01:00:38,545 - Okay? - Okay. 994 01:00:39,345 --> 01:00:40,304 Okay. 995 01:00:41,143 --> 01:00:42,662 I have faith in you, man. 996 01:00:42,742 --> 01:00:45,141 You're my brother, my brother-in-law, to-be... 997 01:00:45,221 --> 01:00:47,939 in a few weeks. Or whenever it is. 998 01:00:50,897 --> 01:00:52,576 You're gonna be fine. 999 01:00:54,974 --> 01:00:57,412 - Hell of a view, huh? - Yeah. 1000 01:01:05,607 --> 01:01:07,446 So that's exactly what I did. 1001 01:01:07,486 --> 01:01:10,644 I went to Caroline's apartment to sweep her off her feet. 1002 01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:17,519 Elliot. 1003 01:01:18,838 --> 01:01:22,396 - It's good to see you. - It's good to see you, too, Caroline. 1004 01:01:23,275 --> 01:01:27,112 - These are for you. - Flowers. Elliot, how sweet. 1005 01:01:27,352 --> 01:01:30,390 - And these. - And candies. 1006 01:01:32,309 --> 01:01:33,508 Come in. 1007 01:01:40,104 --> 01:01:43,062 Elliot, there's something really important I need to discuss with you. 1008 01:01:43,102 --> 01:01:45,460 Caroline, I want to apologize for what happened yesterday. 1009 01:01:45,540 --> 01:01:47,579 - I was totally- - Bradley's here. 1010 01:01:47,779 --> 01:01:48,818 What? 1011 01:01:51,296 --> 01:01:52,575 Hey, buddy. 1012 01:01:53,095 --> 01:01:54,254 What's he doing here? 1013 01:01:54,334 --> 01:01:56,653 I know this isn't what we had planned, and I'm really sorry. 1014 01:01:56,733 --> 01:01:57,992 But he just broke up with his girlfriend. 1015 01:01:57,993 --> 01:01:59,051 Sonya? 1016 01:01:59,131 --> 01:02:00,690 He seemed so stranded. 1017 01:02:00,810 --> 01:02:03,848 I invited him out to dinner. I didn't know what else to do. 1018 01:02:03,928 --> 01:02:05,747 Bradley, you broke up with your girlfriend? 1019 01:02:05,748 --> 01:02:07,565 Yeah. 1020 01:02:08,405 --> 01:02:10,763 Just wasn't our destiny to be together. 1021 01:02:11,842 --> 01:02:13,801 - But she seemed so nice. - Yeah. 1022 01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:19,437 Look, Elliot, I know this isn't the best time for me to be here right now. 1023 01:02:19,477 --> 01:02:21,436 But I didn't want to be alone. 1024 01:02:21,836 --> 01:02:24,674 What do you say, Ell? Can he tag along? 1025 01:02:26,473 --> 01:02:28,231 - Yeah, sure. - Great. 1026 01:02:29,510 --> 01:02:32,588 Glad that's settled. I'll just put these in some water. 1027 01:02:33,228 --> 01:02:36,306 These flowers are bulky, Elliot. 1028 01:02:36,386 --> 01:02:39,544 They're quite muscular, really. 1029 01:02:39,584 --> 01:02:41,422 Did you buy them at the gym? 1030 01:02:43,381 --> 01:02:45,580 No. I got them at... 1031 01:02:45,820 --> 01:02:47,378 I must be allergic. 1032 01:02:47,818 --> 01:02:50,576 You know what? I'm just gonna take them to work with me. 1033 01:02:50,616 --> 01:02:52,815 They'd be perfect for this dank little storage room... 1034 01:02:52,855 --> 01:02:56,932 we have in the basement where we keep the paper clips and the toaster oven. 1035 01:02:57,692 --> 01:02:59,890 What's that flower there? Is it new? 1036 01:03:00,450 --> 01:03:01,649 Bradley gave it to me. 1037 01:03:01,689 --> 01:03:04,887 - He... You did? - Yeah, it's a bluebonnet. 1038 01:03:05,766 --> 01:03:10,003 I found it fighting its way through a little slab of city sidewalk. 1039 01:03:12,162 --> 01:03:14,080 It goes with Caroline's eyes. 1040 01:03:15,959 --> 01:03:18,158 - Very thoughtful of you, Bradley. - Yeah. 1041 01:03:18,518 --> 01:03:20,156 And these candies we can just take with us. 1042 01:03:20,236 --> 01:03:22,755 I'll give them to a homeless man since I'm not eating chocolate. 1043 01:03:22,795 --> 01:03:24,434 Since when do you not eat chocolate, Caroline? 1044 01:03:24,513 --> 01:03:27,152 - I'm watching my weight. - I'm watching it, too. 1045 01:03:27,951 --> 01:03:28,950 You! 1046 01:03:33,188 --> 01:03:36,545 Well, I made us a reservation for two at Chez Pierre. 1047 01:03:36,625 --> 01:03:40,223 I should probably call ahead and see about them adding another person. 1048 01:03:40,303 --> 01:03:42,022 If you two will excuse me. 1049 01:03:48,138 --> 01:03:51,575 Chez Pierre is a little outdated. 1050 01:03:51,775 --> 01:03:54,573 Elliot. He's not up on the trends. 1051 01:03:56,652 --> 01:04:00,130 - You feeling better? - Yeah, better now. 1052 01:04:04,966 --> 01:04:07,884 So I spoke to the maitre d' over at Chez Pierre... 1053 01:04:07,964 --> 01:04:11,002 and he informed me, unfortunately, they could not find any extra chairs. 1054 01:04:11,082 --> 01:04:13,560 They looked everywhere. Bradley, I'm sorry. 1055 01:04:16,039 --> 01:04:19,596 Elliot, I hope you don't think we're going to allow Bradley to dine alone? 1056 01:04:19,676 --> 01:04:21,155 What do you want me to do, Caroline? 1057 01:04:21,235 --> 01:04:23,194 They looked everywhere and couldn't find any extra... 1058 01:04:23,274 --> 01:04:26,352 Hey, I have an idea. I know a place nearby. 1059 01:04:26,432 --> 01:04:30,189 It's a great little burger joint. Totally off the map, never crowded. 1060 01:04:30,629 --> 01:04:32,188 And it's a real gem if you ask me. 1061 01:04:32,268 --> 01:04:34,107 - That sounds perfect. - Great. 1062 01:04:35,546 --> 01:04:38,584 If that's okay with Elliot? What say you, Ell? 1063 01:04:38,664 --> 01:04:39,823 What say I? 1064 01:04:40,422 --> 01:04:43,620 If it's the same little burger joint off the map that I'm thinking of... 1065 01:04:43,660 --> 01:04:46,179 that's quite a gem, then I feel like it's a very good choice. 1066 01:04:46,258 --> 01:04:48,137 - Great! - All right! 1067 01:04:48,217 --> 01:04:49,656 I'll lead the way. 1068 01:04:53,174 --> 01:04:55,252 I'll get the door for you, honey. 1069 01:04:57,691 --> 01:04:59,649 Thanks, Bradley. Grab my jacket. 1070 01:05:06,445 --> 01:05:08,963 - There she is. - Bradley. 1071 01:05:10,162 --> 01:05:12,201 - It's been a long time. - Yeah. 1072 01:05:12,281 --> 01:05:14,360 Delores, Caroline. Caroline, Delores. 1073 01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:16,558 - Hi. - Hello. Pleased to meet you. 1074 01:05:16,838 --> 01:05:19,476 - Hi, Delores. - What are you doing here? 1075 01:05:21,355 --> 01:05:22,354 Wow. 1076 01:05:26,352 --> 01:05:29,030 This place is perfect, Bradley. 1077 01:05:29,070 --> 01:05:31,468 Magical, cheap. 1078 01:05:33,547 --> 01:05:35,905 Elliot, I can't believe you never told me about this place. 1079 01:05:35,985 --> 01:05:38,303 I'm sorry, hon. I eat here all the time. 1080 01:05:38,383 --> 01:05:40,102 I just didn't think you'd like it. 1081 01:05:40,142 --> 01:05:43,020 - Know what you'd like to order? - Yeah, I'm gonna have... 1082 01:05:43,100 --> 01:05:46,578 Actually, Delores, I'd like to take a look at the menu first. 1083 01:05:46,658 --> 01:05:51,135 If you'll recall from the other times you've eaten here... 1084 01:05:51,215 --> 01:05:52,734 we've got no menu. 1085 01:05:53,094 --> 01:05:56,331 You've got a choice of hamburger, cheeseburger, fries or coleslaw... 1086 01:05:56,411 --> 01:05:58,930 or all four if you're really hungry. 1087 01:05:59,689 --> 01:06:01,788 Okay, good. I'll just take a second to think it over. 1088 01:06:01,789 --> 01:06:03,886 Why don't you guys order? 1089 01:06:03,966 --> 01:06:06,165 Cheeseburger, Delores. Extra, extra rare. 1090 01:06:06,245 --> 01:06:07,964 That a boy, Bradley. 1091 01:06:08,123 --> 01:06:10,442 Oh, what the hell, I'll have the same. 1092 01:06:10,482 --> 01:06:14,439 And bring some office supplies, because I might as well just tape it on. 1093 01:06:15,279 --> 01:06:17,437 Wait, Caroline, I thought you were watching your weight. 1094 01:06:17,517 --> 01:06:20,075 Honey, don't be such a stickler for details. 1095 01:06:20,395 --> 01:06:24,632 So that's two cheeseburgers extra rare. Do we have enough for a quorum? 1096 01:06:24,712 --> 01:06:27,750 No, actually, Delores, I'm gonna have just the hamburger. 1097 01:06:28,390 --> 01:06:31,068 No cheese because I'm lactose intolerant. 1098 01:06:31,148 --> 01:06:33,426 And I'll get it cooked well done. 1099 01:06:33,626 --> 01:06:36,225 - Crispy, in fact. - Okay. 1100 01:06:36,304 --> 01:06:39,023 And can I get you all something to drink? 1101 01:06:39,222 --> 01:06:43,060 - Yes, I'm gonna have- - I'll order the drinks. 1102 01:06:43,300 --> 01:06:46,138 - If that's okay with you, Brad? - Sure. 1103 01:06:47,737 --> 01:06:52,214 Delores, we will have a bottle of your very finest red wine. 1104 01:06:52,374 --> 01:06:56,851 An Acorn Creek pinot noir 2002 would be preferable. 1105 01:06:57,170 --> 01:07:00,928 Caroline, when she brings the wine, notice the beefy, meat... 1106 01:07:02,167 --> 01:07:04,965 complexion and the fruit. 1107 01:07:05,205 --> 01:07:07,004 So, anyway, we'll have that. 1108 01:07:07,244 --> 01:07:09,082 Or if you don't mind, sir... 1109 01:07:09,162 --> 01:07:13,000 perhaps you'll settle for our list of beers... 1110 01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:17,037 as we are an ale house and it's all we've got. 1111 01:07:22,114 --> 01:07:25,032 Yes. That sounds good. 1112 01:07:25,711 --> 01:07:29,149 Bradley, perhaps you'd like to choose one of the beers as I'm not... 1113 01:07:29,229 --> 01:07:32,027 as particularly well-educated in that type of... 1114 01:07:34,785 --> 01:07:38,942 While you're deciding on what to drink, I'll just go put in your food order. 1115 01:07:42,580 --> 01:07:45,178 You guys, I'm gonna go use the men's room. 1116 01:07:52,253 --> 01:07:56,011 Maybe he confused this place with someplace else. 1117 01:08:35,984 --> 01:08:38,502 Hi, it's Cecil Mills. Leave a message. Bye. 1118 01:08:38,702 --> 01:08:42,500 Hi, Cecil, it's me, Elliot Sherman. 1119 01:08:45,138 --> 01:08:47,736 Probably wondering why I'm calling you. 1120 01:08:48,855 --> 01:08:50,934 Well, I'm just calling to say hi. 1121 01:08:51,853 --> 01:08:53,932 Just wanted to check in. 1122 01:08:56,370 --> 01:08:58,929 I'm calling you right now from a restaurant. 1123 01:08:59,808 --> 01:09:01,887 I was supposed to be out on a big romantic date. 1124 01:09:01,966 --> 01:09:06,563 My fiancee, Caroline, she decided to bring Bradley with us. 1125 01:09:08,122 --> 01:09:11,280 As you can imagine, I'm not very happy about that. 1126 01:09:13,119 --> 01:09:16,597 I think it's fair to say my marriage is officially off. 1127 01:09:18,875 --> 01:09:20,754 Why am I telling you this? 1128 01:09:22,233 --> 01:09:26,390 You're probably out with Dan. Anyway, Dan's a great guy. 1129 01:09:29,748 --> 01:09:33,026 Yeah, so just calling to say hello. 1130 01:09:33,585 --> 01:09:35,224 See how you were doing. 1131 01:09:36,983 --> 01:09:38,862 Maybe I'll talk to you later. 1132 01:09:40,700 --> 01:09:41,940 Okay, bye. 1133 01:10:04,325 --> 01:10:06,803 - Cecil? - Elliot. 1134 01:10:07,962 --> 01:10:09,401 What are you doing here? 1135 01:10:09,481 --> 01:10:11,999 Betty caught the flu and I'm your temp again. 1136 01:10:13,918 --> 01:10:16,716 It's funny how things come full circle, isn't it? 1137 01:10:17,196 --> 01:10:18,755 I got your message. 1138 01:10:18,915 --> 01:10:21,593 I'm so sorry, Elliot. It just sounded awful. 1139 01:10:22,232 --> 01:10:26,150 So, I thought that maybe later after work you and I could go to a bar... 1140 01:10:26,230 --> 01:10:29,068 and make toasts to how misery loves company. 1141 01:10:31,866 --> 01:10:33,105 It got better. 1142 01:10:34,464 --> 01:10:36,343 - It did? - Yeah. 1143 01:10:37,302 --> 01:10:38,382 My night... 1144 01:10:39,221 --> 01:10:40,460 it got better. 1145 01:10:42,619 --> 01:10:45,417 What a lovely dinner. Don't you think so, Elliot? 1146 01:10:48,175 --> 01:10:51,213 - What should we do next? - Let's go dancing. 1147 01:10:51,293 --> 01:10:53,411 There's a great little dance club right around the corner. 1148 01:10:53,491 --> 01:10:56,250 - Yes! Elly, can we please? - No! 1149 01:10:57,129 --> 01:10:59,048 Caroline, you and I really have to talk. 1150 01:10:59,128 --> 01:11:01,046 Elliot, you know how badly I wanna go dancing. 1151 01:11:01,126 --> 01:11:03,605 - You are such a killjoy! - That's not true! 1152 01:11:03,685 --> 01:11:05,523 Every party needs a pooper. 1153 01:11:05,603 --> 01:11:09,561 I may regret saying this, Elliot, but you are so unromantic! 1154 01:11:09,641 --> 01:11:12,519 - What? - I said you're unromantic, Elliot! 1155 01:11:12,838 --> 01:11:14,317 I'm unromantic? 1156 01:11:15,077 --> 01:11:16,516 I'm unromantic? 1157 01:11:17,515 --> 01:11:20,313 That is just a very tough pill for me to swallow right now... 1158 01:11:20,393 --> 01:11:24,790 because I have been trying my absolute hardest all night long to be romantic! 1159 01:11:25,510 --> 01:11:28,828 But nothing, and I mean nothing, is good enough for you, Caroline! 1160 01:11:28,908 --> 01:11:30,786 I bought you flowers, they were too bulky! 1161 01:11:30,866 --> 01:11:32,565 I got us a reservation at the best 1162 01:11:32,566 --> 01:11:34,264 restaurant in town, but it was too fancy! 1163 01:11:34,344 --> 01:11:36,622 I foolishly ordered wine with the cheeseburgers... 1164 01:11:36,702 --> 01:11:39,980 and now I'm the bad guy because I don't want to go dancing! 1165 01:11:40,660 --> 01:11:43,698 - Elliot, I'm sorry. - No! No, I'm sorry, Caroline! 1166 01:11:44,257 --> 01:11:47,655 I'm sorry that I'm too unromantic! And I'm sorry that I always play it safe! 1167 01:11:47,695 --> 01:11:51,093 But the fact of the matter is I'm not Bradley! I'm Elliot! 1168 01:11:51,173 --> 01:11:54,011 I'm Elliot Sherman and I'm proud of it! 1169 01:11:54,730 --> 01:11:57,209 And the fact of the matter is I'm trying very hard to change... 1170 01:11:57,289 --> 01:11:59,047 but, Caroline, I'm not perfect! 1171 01:11:59,127 --> 01:12:01,606 I'm not perfect and I don't expect you to be, either! 1172 01:12:01,686 --> 01:12:05,043 So all I ask is that you just give me a break! 1173 01:12:06,602 --> 01:12:08,201 Just give me a break. 1174 01:12:16,596 --> 01:12:17,595 Now... 1175 01:12:18,274 --> 01:12:20,193 if you'll both excuse me... 1176 01:12:20,273 --> 01:12:24,031 I've changed my mind and I've decided I would now like to go dancing. 1177 01:12:24,310 --> 01:12:26,549 - Ell! - Elliot. 1178 01:12:31,505 --> 01:12:34,743 - You're dancing, Elliot! - Yeah! 1179 01:12:34,823 --> 01:12:38,940 - The bar mitzvah shuffle! Not bad, huh? - Not bad at all. 1180 01:12:38,980 --> 01:12:41,059 Caroline, look at me! 1181 01:12:45,656 --> 01:12:48,814 - Bradley was a breakdancer. - Cool! 1182 01:12:49,773 --> 01:12:53,890 I used to have my own crew, Sergeant Poppers and The Bionic Breakers! 1183 01:12:54,530 --> 01:12:56,009 Careful, man. 1184 01:12:56,569 --> 01:12:58,407 Elliot, we should have a battle, man. 1185 01:12:58,487 --> 01:13:01,445 - That'd be so fun! Let's do it! - No, that's okay. 1186 01:13:01,485 --> 01:13:03,564 Come on, Elliot! 1187 01:13:03,724 --> 01:13:05,523 - I'll start it off! - All right! 1188 01:13:05,603 --> 01:13:07,641 Oh, yeah. 1189 01:13:11,519 --> 01:13:13,597 - You go. - It's your turn. Go. 1190 01:13:14,357 --> 01:13:15,316 Okay. 1191 01:13:18,074 --> 01:13:19,073 Elliot! 1192 01:13:21,992 --> 01:13:25,389 - You have so many great moves! - Yeah, I do! 1193 01:13:27,228 --> 01:13:30,866 That was fun. I'm gonna go get another drink. You guys want something? 1194 01:13:30,946 --> 01:13:32,225 - No, I'm good. - All right. 1195 01:13:32,265 --> 01:13:35,502 What are you talking about, man? The battle's not over! 1196 01:13:35,582 --> 01:13:39,460 Come on, I'm gonna do a windmill. Difficulty level 6.0. 1197 01:13:39,580 --> 01:13:41,898 Clear out, everybody. Clear out. 1198 01:13:42,098 --> 01:13:44,177 Ready? Here goes. 1199 01:13:46,575 --> 01:13:48,374 That's great! 1200 01:13:54,969 --> 01:13:57,648 Elliot! 1201 01:13:57,767 --> 01:14:02,604 - My gosh! Are you all right? - What happened? 1202 01:14:03,524 --> 01:14:06,002 My God, Elliot, that was so stupid of me. 1203 01:14:08,121 --> 01:14:11,039 - Are you all right? - I think so. 1204 01:14:11,198 --> 01:14:13,077 I was just trying to have fun. 1205 01:14:13,157 --> 01:14:15,476 Bradley, let's just talk tomorrow or something... 1206 01:14:15,555 --> 01:14:17,274 so I can get Elliot cleaned up here. Okay? 1207 01:14:17,354 --> 01:14:18,434 Yeah. 1208 01:14:19,913 --> 01:14:23,710 Except the thing is, I didn't mention this before but... 1209 01:14:24,589 --> 01:14:26,308 I'm leaving town tomorrow. 1210 01:14:26,548 --> 01:14:28,187 - What? - Yeah. 1211 01:14:28,267 --> 01:14:33,104 The team I'm working with found this massive geode in this cave in Malta. 1212 01:14:33,703 --> 01:14:35,502 I kind of need to be there. 1213 01:14:36,142 --> 01:14:39,020 Oh, that's too bad. 1214 01:14:39,579 --> 01:14:41,998 Yeah, it's kind of bad timing, I know, but 1215 01:14:41,999 --> 01:14:44,416 Mother Nature makes up her own schedule. 1216 01:14:45,415 --> 01:14:49,173 Besides, there's nothing really keeping me here anymore, right? 1217 01:14:51,691 --> 01:14:52,770 Right. 1218 01:14:54,449 --> 01:14:57,687 Anyway, it's probably gonna be my last cave. 1219 01:14:58,247 --> 01:15:01,285 I mean, I wanna try something else, try something new. I don't know what. 1220 01:15:01,365 --> 01:15:04,123 It may be medicine, it may be soccer. I don't know. 1221 01:15:04,203 --> 01:15:06,681 I haven't even got my head around it yet. 1222 01:15:08,240 --> 01:15:10,399 Well, it was good seeing you again. 1223 01:15:11,238 --> 01:15:14,196 Yeah. Good seeing you, too. 1224 01:15:16,674 --> 01:15:17,914 Okay. 1225 01:15:20,032 --> 01:15:21,031 Okay. 1226 01:15:23,030 --> 01:15:24,029 Right. 1227 01:15:25,828 --> 01:15:26,788 Right. 1228 01:15:28,626 --> 01:15:29,626 Bye. 1229 01:15:33,103 --> 01:15:34,063 Bye. 1230 01:15:36,021 --> 01:15:40,298 - Take care, elbow macaroni. - Bye, Bradley. 1231 01:15:51,491 --> 01:15:53,450 I guess you really swept her off her feet, huh? 1232 01:15:53,451 --> 01:15:55,408 Congratulations, Elliot. 1233 01:15:56,248 --> 01:16:00,045 - I guess you're not a Baxter after all. - I guess not. 1234 01:16:01,684 --> 01:16:03,483 Well, that makes one of us. 1235 01:16:07,080 --> 01:16:09,039 Can I get you a cup of coffee? 1236 01:16:10,518 --> 01:16:13,356 No? Okay, well... 1237 01:16:17,114 --> 01:16:18,553 I got to go. 1238 01:16:20,112 --> 01:16:23,390 - Where you gonna go? - I think I'd like to find Dan. 1239 01:16:24,349 --> 01:16:25,308 Why? 1240 01:16:26,068 --> 01:16:28,427 Because Dan got a job in Cincinnati, Elliot. 1241 01:16:28,428 --> 01:16:30,785 And he's leaving on Saturday. 1242 01:16:31,904 --> 01:16:34,182 I guess that means that I won't be able to make your wedding. 1243 01:16:34,262 --> 01:16:36,141 But that's okay, you're registered, right? 1244 01:16:36,221 --> 01:16:39,299 I'll get you a something. I'll get you a waffle maker. 1245 01:16:40,018 --> 01:16:44,975 He wanted me to go with him, but I was holding out for some reason. 1246 01:16:47,293 --> 01:16:49,012 You don't want Dan. 1247 01:16:49,092 --> 01:16:51,770 Well, something is better than nothing, Elliot. 1248 01:16:54,089 --> 01:16:56,927 But what about singing, Cecil? What about that? 1249 01:16:57,966 --> 01:17:00,165 They have singing in Cincinnati, too. 1250 01:17:01,084 --> 01:17:02,803 Good luck with everything. 1251 01:17:10,238 --> 01:17:12,516 Which brings us all the way back to the beginning... 1252 01:17:13,516 --> 01:17:16,194 or the ending, depending on how you look at it. 1253 01:17:16,354 --> 01:17:20,631 But it's just like Cecil said: "It's funny how things come full circle." 1254 01:17:21,271 --> 01:17:25,108 - Here you are, buddy. You made it. - Yeah. 1255 01:17:26,987 --> 01:17:28,066 Yeah. 1256 01:17:31,544 --> 01:17:34,062 - He looks so handsome. - He does, doesn't he? 1257 01:17:35,341 --> 01:17:38,099 I mean, this is what I've always wanted my whole entire life. 1258 01:17:38,179 --> 01:17:40,178 This is what I've always wanted. 1259 01:17:41,137 --> 01:17:43,416 Now I'm actually doing it. 1260 01:17:44,775 --> 01:17:46,733 - It's great, buddy. - So great. 1261 01:17:47,613 --> 01:17:48,612 Yeah. 1262 01:18:19,192 --> 01:18:20,950 Please be seated. 1263 01:18:24,188 --> 01:18:25,747 Good afternoon. 1264 01:18:26,147 --> 01:18:29,465 We are gathered here today to join these two people... 1265 01:18:29,864 --> 01:18:31,823 in holy matrimony. 1266 01:18:32,263 --> 01:18:35,461 Elliot Sherman and Caroline Swann. 1267 01:18:35,820 --> 01:18:40,777 If anyone whosoever should object to these two people being married... 1268 01:18:41,097 --> 01:18:45,214 please speak now or forever hold your peace. 1269 01:18:47,413 --> 01:18:49,731 - Caroline. - Elliot? 1270 01:18:50,570 --> 01:18:52,089 Caroline! 1271 01:18:53,768 --> 01:18:54,768 Bradley! 1272 01:18:54,848 --> 01:18:56,806 I'm going to business school. 1273 01:18:57,686 --> 01:18:58,685 Bradley! 1274 01:18:59,724 --> 01:19:01,923 I got on a plane and I flew all the way back to Malta. 1275 01:19:02,003 --> 01:19:03,402 But then I realized something. 1276 01:19:03,482 --> 01:19:06,800 I realized that no matter how exciting my life is... 1277 01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:09,358 it's dull if you're not a part of it. 1278 01:19:09,718 --> 01:19:12,995 And I realized that it was wrong for me to ask you to be... 1279 01:19:13,395 --> 01:19:15,394 who I wanted you to be. 1280 01:19:15,953 --> 01:19:19,351 When all along I never wanted you to be... 1281 01:19:19,431 --> 01:19:23,828 the person that I wanted you to be but me to be with you. 1282 01:19:25,387 --> 01:19:26,386 Us. 1283 01:19:27,146 --> 01:19:28,105 Me. 1284 01:19:28,505 --> 01:19:29,704 Together. 1285 01:19:30,184 --> 01:19:32,822 Caroline, I'm asking you for another chance... 1286 01:19:33,821 --> 01:19:35,780 to be the man that I never was before. 1287 01:19:35,860 --> 01:19:40,777 One who can provide a safe and secure environment... 1288 01:19:41,736 --> 01:19:43,455 where we can settle down. 1289 01:19:47,452 --> 01:19:48,931 What do say, Carrie? 1290 01:19:50,850 --> 01:19:52,449 Oh, Bradley! 1291 01:20:06,959 --> 01:20:09,637 Bradley and Caroline lived happily ever after. 1292 01:20:10,597 --> 01:20:13,475 But like I said, this movie isn't about them. 1293 01:20:14,154 --> 01:20:15,234 It's about me. 1294 01:21:21,309 --> 01:21:23,388 Cecil! Wait! 1295 01:21:25,107 --> 01:21:26,346 Cecil! 1296 01:21:33,301 --> 01:21:34,300 No. 1297 01:21:45,972 --> 01:21:47,332 You're late. 1298 01:21:49,730 --> 01:21:52,168 - Cecil. - Elliot. 1299 01:21:53,487 --> 01:21:54,886 What are you doing here? 1300 01:21:54,926 --> 01:21:57,964 Remember when I said that they had singing in Cincinnati? 1301 01:21:58,044 --> 01:21:59,324 I lied. 1302 01:22:02,122 --> 01:22:03,840 What's your excuse? 1303 01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:07,598 Cecil, I realized that Caroline and I aren't meant to be together. 1304 01:22:07,798 --> 01:22:11,196 And I realized that I don't want you to move to Cincinnati. 1305 01:22:11,675 --> 01:22:12,794 And I... 1306 01:22:12,874 --> 01:22:15,912 know that this might sound a little bit crazy... 1307 01:22:17,351 --> 01:22:20,789 but I think I fell in love with you the minute I first saw you. 1308 01:22:27,904 --> 01:22:29,223 Cecil? 1309 01:22:29,543 --> 01:22:30,902 Cecil Mills? 1310 01:22:31,142 --> 01:22:33,860 It's me Jack Mechanic! Remember from semester at sea? 1311 01:22:33,940 --> 01:22:38,537 - You! - Take it easy! 1312 01:22:43,014 --> 01:22:44,533 Sorry about that. I just... 1313 01:22:52,768 --> 01:22:56,245 - By the way I got you something. - Is that what I think it is? 1314 01:22:56,885 --> 01:22:59,803 - It's a gromwell. - Thank you. 1315 01:23:00,762 --> 01:23:02,441 You're welcome. 1316 01:23:14,753 --> 01:23:16,871 So that's the end of my story. 1317 01:23:17,311 --> 01:23:20,349 But for every guy out there who's been splashed by a taxi... 1318 01:23:20,429 --> 01:23:24,346 dumped by a girl or who's just a little out of step with the world... 1319 01:23:24,466 --> 01:23:25,506 Hi. 1320 01:23:25,585 --> 01:23:26,585 There's hope. 1321 01:23:26,665 --> 01:23:28,504 This is a song that I wrote. 1322 01:26:43,173 --> 01:26:46,330 Imagine you're watching one of those old romantic movies. 1323 01:26:46,970 --> 01:26:49,288 That's Cecil, the leading lady. 1324 01:26:51,007 --> 01:26:53,366 That's Elliot, the leading man. 1325 01:26:54,125 --> 01:26:55,324 Cecil! 1326 01:26:55,884 --> 01:26:59,761 And that's me, Dan, the Baxter. 1327 01:30:37,375 --> 01:30:38,774 No. 1328 01:30:39,054 --> 01:30:42,611 He wasn't a medicine man. He was more like a shaman. 1329 01:30:43,811 --> 01:30:46,489 And he asked me back to his house which was a very sort of... 1330 01:30:46,569 --> 01:30:48,128 a holy place in the earth. 1331 01:30:48,368 --> 01:30:52,165 We traveled many miles and when we got back there and he gave me a... 1332 01:30:52,885 --> 01:30:54,963 It was like a paste that you eat. 1333 01:30:55,123 --> 01:30:57,601 And you hallucinate all through the night... 1334 01:30:57,681 --> 01:31:01,159 and when you awake you're very sort of... 1335 01:31:02,638 --> 01:31:04,037 freed or cleansed.